Jersey Shore (MTV)

[Gatorubet]

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i dont feel so good - What Would Tyler Durden Do[/quote]

"It's extremely surprising that nakedsnooki.com wasn't already taken, but
it's even extremelier surprising that the owner has set aside three spaces
for ads. If that orange goblin was sneaking up toward my bed like this I
would attack it with my shoe and try to kill it. "

 

[OCBuckWife]

Good god, she's that color all over?!

 

[Gatorubet]

Good god, she's that color all over?!

Orangeskank Brand (C)- ask for it by name.

 

[Wingate1217]

Orangeskank ? - ask for it by name.

Maybe she is a Gator fan???

 

[Gatorubet]

Maybe she is a Gator fan???

Nah, then she'd have to love blue too.

Blue. Blue Blew.....OMG!!!!! She's orange and blew - a whole lot!!!

 

[DaytonBuck]

I'd pound her out

 

[gregorylee]

^^^ You need help, I really have to wonder who she thinks she is fooling with the blue contacts?

 

[OCBuckWife]

^^^ You need help, I really have to wonder who she thinks she is fooling with the blue contacts?

There is talk on the internetswebs that it is someone else, not snookie. Thus the no fat belly and blue eyes. BUT the girl put up as the REAL NAKEDSNOOKIE or whatevs has a facebook page and the chick there doesn't look like..oh god, what the fuck ever.

 

[The Man]

I'd pound her out

I would too. Fuck it

 

[BuckeyeBob00]

I'd pound her out

I would too. [censored] it

Might as well

 

[Gatorubet]

This is Gold, Jerry - Gold!!!!

This clip is so full of win, in so many ways, both intentional and unintentional....plus in ways hugely ironic.

NOT WORK SAFE AUDIO - (and the whole thing is basically audio - so wait until you get home)

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"Mike 'The Situation'? Mike- your face looks like a shaved dog's ass."

 

[buckeyemania11]

shocking......

FOXNews.com - 'Jersey Shore' Creator Says Show Is a 'Herpes Nest'

Reality shows such as "Celebrity Rehab" and "Jersey Shore" are so worried about sexually transmitted diseases that they pass out medication "like M&Ms" to cast members, the New York Post reported Friday.

In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of "Jersey Shore," said STDs are a constant concern.

"I do a full medical (for cast members), but I also do a lot of STD stuff," she said.

"The network (VH1) requires me to do stuff with my patients that has no relevance to anything," said Dr. Drew Pinsky, the host of "Celebrity Rehab."

"Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex."

"We hand it out like M&Ms," Salsano said. "'Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up."

 

[scooter1369]

Just saw a pic on Twitter of Snooki and Paris Hilton hanging out together.

The Valtrex Twins

 

[NFBuck]

Snooki was arrested today for public drunkenness - What Would Tyler Durden Do



If there is a God, she will choke to death on her own vomit in her cell.

 

[Gatorubet]

Even at her best Snooki looks like someone just drew a face on a thumb, but today the lucky residents of Seaside Heights in New Jersey got to see regular Snooki and drunken Snooki in handcuffs and with her diaper riding up to expose her ass. Because she was so drunk this afternoon she got arrested for public intoxication while filming season 3 of ‘Jersey Shore’. People says…

She’s so ugly in this picture, it’s hard to even look away. It’s like those movies where kids try to hide a creature by putting a hat on it. If you printed that picture and put it under someones house, they would all die.