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Jerry Garcia's Toilet Stolen

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Late Grateful Dead Leader's Toilet Stolen

SONOMA, California - The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia's toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader's commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet, The Press Democrat newspaper reported Saturday.

Garcia's salmon-colored toilet was the subject of a legal battle before it was finally moved to Sonoma, to await shipment to a Canadian casino.

It's unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads.

Henry Koltys bought Garcia's Marin County home for $1.39 million in 1997 and removed the toilet and other items he planned to sell to raise money for a charity.

After Koltys sold the house to a friend of the band's, the new owner sued to block the auction. The dispute was resolved last year, and Koltys moved the items to his home in Sonoma, about 40 miles north of San Francisco.

Last month, Koltys sold the Grateful Dead singer's toilet for $2,550 to online casino Goldenpalace.com, which planned to use it as part of a traveling marketing exhibit. The casino is offering a $250 reward for its return.

Henry Koltys said Friday that the toilet once stood in the master bathroom of Garcia, who died in 1995 at age 53. "It would have been his personal head," he said.

The casino has made other unusual purchases in the last year — it paid $25,000 for actor William Shatner's kidney stones and $28,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich that reportedly had the image of the Virgin Mary on it, Koltys said.

Jonathon Lipsin, who worked for Garcia as a gardener and now owns a Northern California record store, said the toilet might appeal to dedicated Deadheads.

"It's a little gross," Lipsin said. "But I could see it at a rock 'n' roll museum, too."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060402/ap_on_fe_st/jerry_garcia_s_toilet_1
 
I have heard of Steal your Face but....

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Someone has some Crazy Fingers... perhaps the toilet was equipped with a Box of Rain and they were heading to Terrapin Station where they could catch a train to put out the Fire on the Mountain???

Too bad Me and My Uncle weren't there Throwing Stones at the robbers, this who situation could have been avoided....
 
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Shitty News For Deadheads


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Apparently Bill Walton was a suspect:

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By Phil Maggitti
Apr 3, 2006, 13:58

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width=140 align=left border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>
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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>SONOMA, Calif. - Jerry Garcia's toilet is missing, and local police want to speak to hall of fame basketball player Bill Walton. The salmon-colored, guitar-
shaped commode with a hand-painted peace sign on the underside of the lid disappeared recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet, said a police spokesman.

Mr. Walton, 53, now an ABC/ESPN basketball analyst, was seen at Barking Dog Roasters, a coffee house in the Sonoma area, shortly before Mr. Garcia's toilet disappeared.

"Mr. Walton's reputation as a disciple of Mr. Garcia and his band the Grateful Dead—as well as Mr. Walton's presence in Sonoma recently—makes him a person of interest," said Sonoma police chief, Wilf Liberty.

Mr. Walton's allegiance to the Grateful Dead, the band with whom Mr. Garcia was associated from 1965 until his death thirty years later, is well documented. Mr. Walton attended nearly seven hundred Grateful Dead concerts; he played onstage with the band on occasion; and he traveled to Egypt with the Dead when they played at the Great Pyramids during a lunar eclipse in September 1978.

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width=250 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>
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</TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Bill Walton and one of the several Jerry Garcia dolls he carries with him everywhere he goes.</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>In addition, Mr. Walton was one of a select few invited to Mr. Garcia's funeral; and Mr. Garcia was frequently a guest at Mr. Walton's San Diego home, where Mr. Garcia was often seen dancing naked around the huge tepee in the back yard.

Known to his fellow Deadheads as "Grateful Red," Mr. Walton has memorized the lyrics of every Grateful Dead song. He often confounds people, especially television viewers, by quoting those lyrics to illustrate a point. During a recent Lakers broadcast, for example, Mr. Walton described the play of Kobe Bryant thusly, "It's just a box of rain; I don't know who put it there; believe it if you need it; or leave it if you dare."

"Bill certainly put Jerry on a throne," said John Perry Barlow, who wrote the lyrics of a number of Grateful Dead songs. "It wouldn't surprise me if Bill wanted to sit on that throne himself. He often referred to Jerry's toilet as the greatest toilet in the history of bathrooms."

Mr. Garcia's unique toilet belonged to Henry Koltys, who bought Mr. Garcia's Marin County house for $1.39 million in 1997. After Mr. Koltys had subsequently sold the house, he moved the toilet and other items to his house in Sonoma, about forty miles north of San Francisco.

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width=200 align=left border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>
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</TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Bill Walton is a member of the Grateful Dead Hall of Honor and the National Basketball Associaton Hall of Fame.</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Last month, Mr. Koltys sold the toilet for $2,550 to an online casino, which planned to use it as part of a traveling marketing exhibit. The casino is offering a $250 reward for the toilet's safe return.

Mr. Walton, who declined to be interviewed for this piece, is a major Jerry Garcia memorabilia collector. Included in his extensive collection are Mr. Garcia's back scrubber, Weber grill, Birkenstocks, and a vial of bong water.

When we sent Mr. Walton an e-mail requesting an interview, we received the following reply, "There are times when I can help you out and times that you must fall. There are times when you must live in doubt, and I can't help at all."

In related news, Sonoma police chief Liberty refused to name the individuals to whom the other toilets and the bidet in Mr. Koltys' driveway belonged.
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/20060403_22_toilet.shtml
 
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