Jared from Subway...

[redbenn]

I forgot about this until today... but Saturday night after the game in Madison, I went to Lucky's, which is across the street from Camp Randall on Regent St. The place was packed (like all the bars that night in Madison)... so after I get a couple beers from the bar, I turn around, and here someone say something about Jared... I then see Mr. Fogle himself, sporting a Wisconsin shirt and jacket. Knowing some Hoosiers, I know they're proud (I guess) of their boy Jared going to IU. So I go to Jared... "Hey Jared, I thought you were a Hoosier?" He then leans in, (you can tell he is wasted)... "If they're paying me...I'll wear whatever the f*ck they want me to wear."

Thought that was hilarious, that he knows he's a sellout, and just getting hammered on everyone else's dime.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I've met him a few times.... he is a very creepy, perverted guy. Lets just say he likes his girls young... just like jeffcat.

 

[redbenn]

I've met him a few times.... he is a very creepy, perverted guy. Lets just say he likes his girls young... just like jeffcat.

guess it didn't hurt that the Madison coeds were throwing themselves at him

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

eeewwweeeee... ick!

 

[gemsweater]

I'm with Ryn on this one. There is nothing besides ick that comes to mind when Jared is mentioned. Sure he may be thin(ner) now, but he was HUGE before. That means that he's carrying around A LOT of loose flappy skin--NAST. His commercials are annoying and I think Subway tastes like garbage.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I've met him a few times.... he is a very creepy, perverted guy. Lets just say he likes his girls young... just like jeffcat.

Subway...eat fresh.

 

[redbenn]

I'm with Ryn on this one. There is nothing besides ick that comes to mind when Jared is mentioned. Sure he may be thin(ner) now, but he was HUGE before. That means that he's carrying around A LOT of loose flappy skin--NAST. His commercials are annoying and I think Subway tastes like garbage.

 

[gemsweater]

Subway...eat fresh.

haha that's so wrong!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Is he eating a zip-loc bag full of raw bacon?

 

[gemsweater]

Yikes, a digital watch.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

plus... don't forget he used to be the porn king of IU...

Jared the Subway Guy -- College Porno King? - TMZ.com

 

[OCBuckWife]

I'm with Ryn on this one. There is nothing besides ick that comes to mind when Jared is mentioned. Sure he may be thin(ner) now, but he was HUGE before. That means that he's carrying around A LOT of loose flappy skin--NAST. His commercials are annoying and I think Subway tastes like garbage.

Not so, gemsweater, surgery cuts that loose skin right off. Not to say it takes away any of the ick factor around Jared.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

guess it didn't hurt that the Madison coeds were throwing themselves at him

What the fuck is wrong with those butter churners?

 

[jimotis4heisman]

so he uses his semi famousness to go all dale earnhardt on them? who can blame the guy? hell i thought about getting fat just to eat mcdonalds so i could make millions after losing weight...

 

[NFBuck]

No amount of dieting can eliminate the dork factor.