Jared from Subway...

[MililaniBuckeye]

Subway...eat shit.

fify

 

[JXC]

Not gonna lie...it'd be nice to be this man. He's set.

 

[redbenn]

so he uses his semi famousness to go all dale earnhardt on them? who can blame the guy? hell i thought about getting fat just to eat mcdonalds so i could make millions after losing weight...

but you have to get aid(e)s

 

[jimotis4heisman]

Not gonna lie...it'd be nice to be this man. He's set.

great post, i agree. the man is living the dream getting paid millions to eat shitty food. i pay $5-10 a day to eat bad food. he wins...

 

[cincibuck]

Is he eating a zip-loc bag full of raw bacon?

Charlie? Charlie Weiss? Is that you in a Colts T-shirt?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Not gonna lie...it'd be nice to be this man. He's set.

great post, i agree. the man is living the dream getting paid millions to eat shitty food. i pay $5-10 a day to eat bad food. he wins...

Yeah, except for the part where he's a gigantic douche.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

Yeah, except for the part where he's a gigantic douche.

would you be one for say a cool couple mil a year for a couple of years and never work again?

 

[BUCKYLE]

would you be one for say a cool couple mil a year for a couple of years and never work again?

You can't buy dignity.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[mross34]

would you be one for say a cool couple mil a year for a couple of years and never work again?

Do you think Jared gets paid that much?

I mean really, who else wants him to sponsor their products? What's his market value?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

You can't buy dignity.

No, but you buy a tophat and cane. Have you ever seen an undignified person with a tophat and a cane?

 

[BUCKYLE]

No, but you buy a tophat and cane. Have you ever seen an undignified person with a tophat and a cane?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My word. What a distinguished gentleman! I wish I had the same social graces that he possesses.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

where did you get that picture of my mother in law?

 

[souL]

Yeah, except for the part where he's a gigantic douche.

If being rich and banging coeds is douchey...