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FSU shows up a day early in Louisville and sets up to practice at a public park. They try to kick everyone out so they can practice. Comedy ensues.
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2014/1...on-the-great-lawn-leaves-after-media-shows-up
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2014/1...on-the-great-lawn-leaves-after-media-shows-up
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After realizing they couldn't tell people to leave a park that they didn't rent they went to...wait for it...wait for it...
...JOE'S CRAB SHACK!
You can't make this shit up.
...JOE'S CRAB SHACK!
You can't make this shit up.
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After realizing they couldn't tell people to leave a park that they didn't rent they went to...wait for it...wait for it...
...JOE'S CRAB SHACK!
You can't make this [Mark May] up.
isn't part of his probation to stay more than 1000 feet away from crab?
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scarletmike
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I hope they were wearing cleats and tore up the ground enough to get the city to charge FSU for repairs/maintenance.
What a bunch of idiots.
What a bunch of idiots.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Jameis Winston’s disciplinary hearing scheduled for week of Nov. 17
A disciplinary hearing for Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has been scheduled for the week of November 17. The hearing will review whether or not Winston was in violation of the university’s student code of conduct. Winston was accused of raping a female student, but was never charged for any crimes.
“We have been advised by Florida State that the hearing on Mr. Winston’s code of conduct violations for sexual assault will be held the week of the 17th of November,” said John Clune, an attorney representing the alleged victim (per USA Today). “We have advised the school that we are available and will be ready to proceed.”
Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...plinary-hearing-scheduled-for-week-of-nov-17/
A disciplinary hearing for Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has been scheduled for the week of November 17. The hearing will review whether or not Winston was in violation of the university’s student code of conduct. Winston was accused of raping a female student, but was never charged for any crimes.
“We have been advised by Florida State that the hearing on Mr. Winston’s code of conduct violations for sexual assault will be held the week of the 17th of November,” said John Clune, an attorney representing the alleged victim (per USA Today). “We have advised the school that we are available and will be ready to proceed.”
Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...plinary-hearing-scheduled-for-week-of-nov-17/
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scarletmike
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The Criminole fans in the comments section are fully on the "blame the accuser" bus, I see. Ugh. 
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tsteele316
Mr. Such and Such
The Criminole fans in the comments section are fully on the "blame the accuser" bus, I see. Ugh.
those crabs shouldn't have spread their legs if they didn't want stolen....
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
FSU Fans Say Crab Was Drunk, Asking For It From Jameis Winston
Jameis Winston was accused of shoplifting crab legs from a Florida Publix supermarket today, but that might not tell the whole story. FSU fans are coming forward with first hand eyewitness accounts of what actually happened to Jameis Winston in the Tallahassee Publix.
“You should have seen how that crab was dressed, It was clearly asking for it,” said one FSU fan. “Publix is known around these parts as a goshdarn cleat chasing grocery store!” exclaimed another fan proudly dressed in an FSU shirsey. Yet another fan, known only as Bobby, stated “this is all a conspiracy set in motion by Alabama, I hear this grocery store is owned by an Alabama Alumni.”
Many in the FSU community believe that this is just another case of a promising young athlete being brought down by a crab with bad intentions. It’s become common for young crabs to attach themselves to athletes early on in college in hope of a big NFL payday. A good warning sign that a crab might be interested in you is when you see it pinch it’s claws and walk sideways.
It’s not just fans that are rallying to the defense of Jameis Winston. Winston apparently wasn’t alone in the grocery store, he was accompanied by his friend Gorton. “The crab had been doing shots all night, it was totally into it. I took a video on my phone that proves all this, but I deleted it,” explained Gorton.
Among all these legal issues one question continues to be the most important to FSU fans… “What about the Heisman? Can he still win that?” a clearly upset fan asked.
Seafood expert Long John Silver, had this to say “Jamies don’t even like crab legs, arrrrggh. At least not from a store like Publix, arrrrgh. I stand with Jamies, arrrrggh” (Of Note: Mr. Silver only has one leg to stand on, as his other is a peg.)
Lightly Buzzed did reach out to the crab for a comment through it’s attorney, but received nothing back… because it’s a damn crab. One thing is certain, the crab was wearing a very provocative shade of red in the frozen foods section
Entire article: http://lightlybuzzed.com/2014/04/30/jameis-winston-crab-accuser-drunk-asking-say-fsu-fans/
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