Jameis Winston (QB Browns)

[NFBuck]

Where does, "the dude abides," fit into all this?

The Jame abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Jame. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the playoffs.

 

[Bleed S & G]

research is complete.
i am going to start a church.
better yet, a cult. they are more fun.

More money in starting a church, but, if you do the cult right: you can fuck all your followers wives right in the pussy.

 

[Woody1968]

research is complete.
i am going to start a church.
better yet, a cult. they are more fun.

Let's not bring Penn State into this.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

research is complete.
i am going to start a church.
better yet, a cult. they are more fun.

I started mine after seeing how much cash Cecil Newton pulled in. Now....I just need to get a son that's a really good athlete. Lord knows my own kid wouldn't be a good athlete because of....you know...genes and shit. Time to start adopting some colored kids.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I started mine after seeing how much cash Cecil Newton pulled in. Now....I just need to get a son that's a really good athlete. Lord knows my own kid wouldn't be a good athlete because of....you know...genes and [Mark May]. Time to start adopting some colored kids.

Worked for Sandra Bullock

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[MaliBuckeye]

This is a damn good article...

Ugly treatment of Jameis Winston's accuser serves to only discourage future victims

 

[LostLassie]

This is a damn good article...

Ugly treatment of Jameis Winston's accuser serves to only discourage future victims

As a female in this world, and as someone whose friend was the victim of a serial rapist and had to endure cross-examination about her own sexual history when she testified in open court, you're not telling me anything I didn't already know.

 

[colobuck79]

Wait, LostLassie is a female?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Wait, LostLassie is a female?

I would answer, but I'm going to be busy bombarding her with PMs.

 

[tAFKaT]

Wait, LostLassie is a female?

 

[cincibuck]

You may not have been paying attention back in 3rd grade, but yeah. However if you're a boy you can make a cootie catcher - make sure you draw really nasty cooties on the one side - and chase girls around the playground and make them cry when you catch cooties and blame them! http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=D9F93552ACC5CC772644D9F93552ACC5CC772644

 

[Buckeye513]

As a female in this world, and as someone whose friend was the victim of a serial rapist and had to endure cross-examination about her own sexual history when she testified in open court, you're not telling me anything I didn't already know.

Slow your roll, Lena Dunham. This isn't Jezebel.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

You may not have been paying attention back in 3rd grade, but yeah. However if you're a boy you can make a cootie catcher - make sure you draw really nasty cooties on the one side - and chase girls around the playground and make them cry when you catch cooties and blame them! http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=how to make a cootie catcher&qpvt=HOW TO MAKE A COOTIE CATCHER&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=D9F93552ACC5CC772644D9F93552ACC5CC772644

Circle circle, dot dot man. That's all it takes.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

As a female in this world, and as someone whose friend was the victim of a serial rapist and had to endure cross-examination about her own sexual history when she testified in open court, you're not telling me anything I didn't already know.

Um...you forgot to put "victim" in quotation marks. Or whatever you want to call her.