J.J. McCarthy (once a tCun, always a tCun; Nine on the Pine)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Give him another second.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Michigan man in my golf club in MSP was shocked that 9 failed with the Vikings.

Unfortunately they have rules against taking out a club and beating such a one to within an inch of his miserable, oxygen thieving life.

Should be no more than a 1 stroke penalty in my book but I don’t get to make the rules.

 

[TDunk]

Unfortunately they have rules against taking out a club and beating such a one to within an inch of his miserable, oxygen thieving life.

Should be no more than a 1 stroke penalty in my book but I don’t get to make the rules.

I would play a round with 13 clubs if I could beat the shit out of some dipshit. Probably the 6 iron. Hate that bitch. But I would turn it upside down so it looks like a 9.

 

[Zurp]

Should be no more than a 1 stroke penalty in my book but I don’t get to make the rules.

I don't golf enough for me to ruin a round with counting penalty strokes. Count what you want - I don't care.
Beat a dipshit with a club and your golf score shouldn't suffer.