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Yeah, so far its been unseasonably cool...

Only a matter of time, though... we'll be in the mid to upper 80's with 90 percent humidity... yeah, that's swamp ass conditions there.
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it a dry heat out there in the desert?

I would think that the condition known as Swamp Ass implies a high moisture level.

Maybe you just don't know how to wipe your ass?
 
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Buck Nasty;1466184; said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it a dry heat out there in the desert?

I would think that the condition known as Swamp Ass implies a high moisture level.

Maybe you just don't know how to wipe your ass?


I will correct you since you are wrong. It is a dry heat, but have you ever gotten into a car with leather seats when it is 100+ outside? That means your car is probably closer to about 130+ and your seat is baking hot. That will make every part of you sweat, including your ass.
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it a dry heat out there in the desert?

I would think that the condition known as Swamp Ass implies a high moisture level.

Maybe you just don't know how to wipe your ass?

Was in Vegas back in August.........and they can keep that dry heat. was miserable. about 105 at night, could barely breathe.
 
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BrutusMaximus;1466265; said:
Was in Vegas back in August.........and they can keep that dry heat. was miserable. about 105 at night, could barely breathe.


That's nothing. I drove into Vegas at about midnight a few years back and it was 116 at fucking midnight!!!! I never wanted to be back in Arizona so bad in my entire life. AZ was a cool oasis compared to Vegas on that day.
 
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Kennewick Washington. Nine a.m. on a monday morning. Bank sign read 116 degrees. Motherfuckers were wearing jeans. Crazy bastards.

That being said, give me 105 with four percent humidity over a 95 degree day with 90 percent humidity in Ohio or Mid-Georgia any fucking day. You sweat when you look out the window.
 
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BUCKYLE;1466304; said:
Kennewick Washington. Nine a.m. on a monday morning. Bank sign read 116 degrees. Motherfuckers were wearing jeans. Crazy bastards.

That being said, give me 105 with four percent humidity over a 95 degree day with 90 percent humidity in Ohio or Mid-Georgia any fucking day. You sweat when you look out the window.


I agree. I was in southern Illinois in the corn desert one summer and it was about 90 degrees and 95% humidity and it was miserable. I was with my future wife staying at her grandparents house and they put us upstairs and they had NO mother fucking air conditioning. I had this fan about 3 inches from my face and got zero relief. Didn't even get to bang the girlfriend in the grandparents house because it was too hot. I had never experienced such humid heat and never want to again. I'll take the higher temperature dry heat any day of the week.
 
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reagdog;1466336; said:
I agree. I was in southern Illinois in the corn desert one summer and it was about 90 degrees and 95% humidity and it was miserable. I was with my future wife staying at her grandparents house and they put us upstairs and they had NO mother fucking air conditioning. I had this fan about 3 inches from my face and got zero relief. Didn't even get to bang the girlfriend in the grandparents house because it was too hot. I had never experienced such humid heat and never want to again. I'll take the higher temperature dry heat any day of the week.

Thankfully, it only gets that way here in Ohio for about twenty to thirty days a year. In Georgia, it was about two months. Fuckin' yuck.
 
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BUCKYLE;1466304; said:
Kennewick Washington. Nine a.m. on a monday morning. Bank sign read 116 degrees. Motherfuckers were wearing jeans. Crazy bastards.
Memories. I lived in Kennewick Washington and worked as a union laborer (Local 348, Pasco Washington :biggrin:) there when I was young. One summer day out in the desert at the Hanford Number 2 site I was drag assing at work, standing in the sun and throwing cast iron screw jacks into a dump truck bed. The pile of metal was hot, the truck was hot, my hands through the work gloves were hot, and I was f-ing hot. I had my handkerchief (I'd soaked it in ice water that seemed to cool me for about ten minutes) over my neck and under my hard hat like some Foreign Legion reject, and was hating life.

I looked over at the job site ( I was about 70 yards from the exterior of the nearest building) when I saw one of the engineers (white short sleeved shirt w/ pocket protector and non-craft hardhat) walking fast - then stopping - then walking slower and sort of erratically - then falling down in a heap kicking up dust. I took two steps that way, and then saw someone run to him. I started laughing and turned to the older guy I was paired with throwing jacks, and as I started to tell him about the pussy engineer he sort of looked past me with this glassy stare, and he was as white as a guy who worked outside in the sun could be. I asked him if he was all right, and he did not answer, but sat on the ground hard, and then fell over. SHIT!! I ran to him and he was out cold. Not even sweating. As I ran toward the nearest water bucket I was yelling for the nurse as this loud ass siren started up. We had never heard a siren before.

Long story short, so many people were passing out from the heat that day (117) they called us all in to the shade, where we sat around for an hour and then they sent us home.

The guy was fine, just had to get an IV and some fluids. Funny memory from 1976.

Much better to be in a hot and humid place. :biggrin:

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Gatorubet;1466345; said:
The guy was fine, just had to get an IV and some fluids. Funny memory from 1976. Much better to be in a hot and humid place. :biggrin:

I worked at the Eagle Hardware store in Kennewick. Converting it from an Eagle into a Lowe's. For two straight weeks, I was up in the top of the tiers in the Lawn and garden section. It was fucking hot, but I never came close to passing out.

Two or three summers ago, here in Ohio, we had a string of near 100 degree days, with the humidity in the nineties every day. I was pouring concrete walls. While walking on top of the wall, my foot slipped, and I almost fell nine feet head first. I hopped off the wall, and one of the guys said "Hey man, you aren't even sweating". I had drank well over two gallons of water, with sunflower seeds all day for salt. I've worked outside for roughly ten years of my life. I worked inside semi trailers that would sit out in the Georgia sun from dawn until around six o'clock when I'd go on the truck and "throw" the merchandise. I've never, NEVER been anywhere near passing out, except for the day pouring walls. Give me the dry heat any day of the week.
 
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