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Just puked out 3 cherry bombs. If I can't hold down a cherry bomb something is wrong. The world will end before my bottle of cherry vodka is gone. You've been warned to replent. Amen motherfuckers....


For the good of the world I will copy and paste this post to the Drunk thread since it has more traffic...
 
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No response? Ok fuckers. I have spoken and now I will rupture all of you.




Forgive not, those who avert their eyes from the prophet! (would be allcaps but I'm not re-typing- so sayeth the lord)








(a $10 donation will preclude you from the rupture)
 
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Do you not see? Drunken posts hath spilleth over from the drunk thread? Is this not a sign? Do you doubt your fate and that of your unreplentant soul? Replent now and be sparrrred the unholy afterlive in Heel!!!!


ohhhh yeah!
 
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If you merge these prophecies with the drunkin prophecies, you do not salvage thy soul. You only proclaim thy self as a heretic, to be judged by me or maybe another entity that hath also proclaimed thy fate to be doth no good!
 
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A wealthy man has more chance to reach the gates of heaven than doth an elitist pr ick hath chance to go through the eye of a needle!!!! Crochet that you cocksuckers!!


(new Apocalypse date forthcoming after I decide it's time to give you another Apocalypse date. A $10 donation may influence the date.)
 
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For those who want to donate by thy debit card, please text 'MyFateSux' at 5242011. Thy proceeds will be used to replent the women of the night at thy Kitten Lodge Showbar. Naked souls doth need our help...
 
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Sigh....he's an idiot. I guess we'll see a sign like this one in six months too, huh?

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