Imagine a dude in scUM gear offering to shovel your driveway....

[elliemae]

l'd Let him & then say can you come back next week for your $1.00 I'm broke right now? !

 

[Steve19]

I think the best would have been to help him establish the value of his Michigan degree. Perhaps next time you can show him what he is competing against and then ask him to suggest his price. He'll appreciate the special edition Chad Henne pack...

Link

 

[Folanator]

Piss the Olympic rings and say "shovel that"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

while he's busy shoveling the driveway sneak over and burn his house down... hilarity will ensue.

 

[BUCKYLE]

while he's busy shoveling the driveway sneak over and burn his house down... hilarity will ensue.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

Are we sure this wasn't a Buckeye fan just putting on his xit clothing for some xit work? I mean, sure it's bad taste and all, but is it possible?

 

[BuckNutty]

while he's busy shoveling the driveway sneak over and burn his house down... hilarity will ensue.

My guess is his house looked something like this...

Would Woody have paid a scUM fan to shovel the snow off his driveway? It's the only reason I didn't let him.

 

[DEBuckeye]

I definately would have let him do it and then taken a bunch of pictures- me in Buckeye gear showing him where he missed a spot, me in Buckeye gear kicking snow back into the driveway, me in Buckeye gear holding a $5 bill out in front of him, me in Buckeye gear pissing on his head....

You get the idea.

 

[Deety]

while he's busy shoveling the driveway sneak over and burn his house down... hilarity will ensue.

Have we tired of the dead-hooker-in-the-trunk already? I fear you have become jaded, sir.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Have we tired of the dead-hooker-in-the-trunk already? I fear you have become jaded, sir.

the dead hooker joke has become tiresome.... I'm bored with it.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

My guess is his house looked something like this...

Would Woody have paid a scUM fan to shovel the snow off his driveway? It's the only reason I didn't let him.

that looks like it would burn nicely

 

[Best Buckeye]

Does shoveling snow pay more than flippin burgers ?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

the dead hooker joke has become tiresome.... I'm bored with it.

I assumed you were thinking that a snow-shovelling scUM grad owning a car was not realistic.