I'M RICH!!!

[tiger325]

haha you know the sad thing is people fall for it everyday

 

[ScriptOhio]

You gotta love it....a SCAM to compensate SCAM victums...

From: United Nations
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 11:35 PM
To:
Subject: COMPENSATION PAYMENT NOTIFICATION



新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします新しいメールアドレス：
[email protected]

Sequel to the last meetting held in London by the U.N to Compensate Scam Victims,Your name was found among the victims.It was resolved that each and everyone will get $2.5m as compensation.contact Mr.Frank Walker on ([email protected]) with your information. +4470359 45853

- United Nations

 

[ScriptOhio]

Greatest prize ever....




From: "Notification Department" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:13 AM
To: XXXXXX
Subject: Notification #XXXXXX78733.

XXXXXX,

Your email, XXXXXX, has been selected at 11/13/2008 November 13, 2008 to try ColonMed. A clean colon is a proven factor in a healthy weight. Remove unhealthy toxins, get rid of bloating today: just cover shipping:
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[LoKyBuckeye]

this asshat needs to be beaten with a rubber hose.....



Woman loses $400,000 in Nigerian e-mail scam | ajc.com

Woman loses $400,000 in Nigerian e-mail scam

Associated Press

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

SWEET HOME, Ore. ? An Oregon woman who is out $400,000 after falling for a well-known Internet scam says she wasn?t a sucker or an easy mark.

Janella Spears of Sweet Home says she simply became curious when she received an e-mail promising her $20.5 million if she would only help out a long-lost relative identified as J.B. Spears with a little money up front.

Spears told KATU-TV about the scammers? ability to identify her relative by name was persuasive.

?That?s what got me to believe it,? She said. ?So, why wouldn?t you send over $100??

Spears, who is a nursing administrator and CPR teacher, said she mortgaged the house and took a lien out on the family car, and ran through her husband?s retirement account.

?The retirement he was dreaming of ? cruising and going around and seeing America ? is pretty much gone for him right now,? she said.

She estimates it will take two years to clear the debt that accumulated in the more than two years she spent sending money to con artists.

Her family and bank officials told her it was all a scam, she said, and begged her to stop, but she persisted because she became obsessed with getting paid.

The scheme is often called the ?Nigerian scam? and it?s familiar to many people with e-mail accounts. It still exists and it still works.

Spears first sent $100 through an untraceable wire service as directed by the scammers. Then, more multimillion dollar promises followed so long as she sent more money.

The scammers sent Spears official-looking documents and certificates from the Bank of Nigeria and the United Nations. President Bush and FBI Director Robert Mueller were also involved, the e-mails said, and needed her help.

They sent official-looking documents and certificates from the Bank of Nigeria and even from the United Nations, saying her payment was ?guaranteed.?

But it wasn?t and now Spears is paying the price for her costly lesson.

?The hope is [other people] are not going to fall as hard as I fell,? Spears said.

 

[OCBuckWife]

haha you know the sad thing is people fall for it everyday

Someone? Why is this red newbie is allowed to spam linkbacks with the url's in the signature?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Someone? Why is this red newbie is allowed to spam linkbacks with the url's in the signature?

taken care of... I have signatures turn off so I didn't see it before.

 

[ScriptOhio]

This has to be legit, it is from the FBI...




From: Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Sent: Sunday, January 11, 2009 10:29 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Your Atm Card Payment

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
Telephone : :(206) 984 - 0470

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not receive d your payment is because you hav Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval S lip will cost you a total of $200 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction:

CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: MR PAUL SMITH
EMAIL: [email protected]

Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following information:

Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Annual Income:

Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $200 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Fe deral Bureau Of Investigation to shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $200 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact me back so as to ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly.

FBI Director
Robert Mueller.
NOTE: To ensure you have been AUTHORIZED to pay the required fee's stated above, kindly find below an Authorized Signature and also our Federal Bureau Of Investigation NSB ( National Security Branch ) Seal to accurately guarantee your safety towards completing this transaction.

Authorized Signature

 

[MaxBuck]

Your email, XXXXXX, has been selected at 11/13/2008 November 13, 2008 to try ColonMed. A clean colon is a proven factor in a healthy weight. Remove unhealthy toxins, get rid of bloating today.

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Was reminded of the linked Phil Hartman classic. RIP, Phil. :(

 

[BUCKYLE]

PLEASE READ!

I have a feeling these emails might not be true. It may be a scam to swindle you guys out of your money.

Leamington man loses $150,000 in Nigerian scam

An emotional John Rempel tells his story of how he has lost $150,000 of the family's money to a Nigerian scam

A Leamington man has fallen prey to international scam artists who strung him along for more than a year with the promise of millions in cash, but ultimately bilked him and his family of $150,000.

John Rempel said he quit his truck driving job, lost friends, borrowed money and crossed the globe in pursuit of a non-existent inheritance, after he was contacted by e-mail in what is known as a Nigerian 419 scam.

Rempel said he borrowed $55,000 from an uncle in Mexico and his parents gave him $60,000 on credit to cover fees for transferring $12.8 million into his name.

"They're in it now because of me," said Rempel, 22, breaking into sobs. "If it wasn't for me, nobody would be in this mess. You think things will work out, but it doesn't. It's a very bad feeling. I had lots of friends."

"I never get calls anymore from my friends. You know, a bad reputation."

More dumbfuckedness....

 

[gemsweater]

I have a couple of viles of the secret formula. I would've been willing to sell them to him for half their asking price...geesh.

 

[BuckNutty]

Hello,

I am Lim Yang,an attorney at law.A deceased client of mine,
that shares the same last name as your's,died as a
result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2007.Leaving behind a
deposit valued at $19 million dollars,his heart condition
was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami
disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia .
2004 Indian Ocean earthquake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect
you from any breach of the law,you can also contact me on my private
EMAIL: ([email protected]).

Best Regards,
Lim Yang.
Email:[email protected]

It was nice knowing all of you!

 

[Gatorubet]

The real tragedy here is the lack of another Spears daughter to mate with.

 

[Steve19]

stu⋅pid

   /ˈstu

pɪd, ˈstyu‑/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [stoo-pid, styoo‑] adjective, -er, -est, noun ?adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue. 6. Slang. excellent; terrific.
?noun 7. Informal. a stupid person.

Origin:
1535?45; < L stupidus = stup(ēre) to be numb or stunned + -idus -id 4

Related forms:
stu⋅pid⋅ly, adverb
stu⋅pid⋅ness, noun




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Based on the Random House Dictionary, ? Random House, Inc. 2009.
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[JCOSU86]

And you assholes thought it was a scam?

Dear Friend,

I did not forgot your past effort by trying to help me, now I want to tell you that i have suceeded in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Chile.Contact my Personal Assistant in Lagos Nigeria. because I have left the whole instruction to him on your behalf and instruct him where to send the $950.000.00 with out any further delay for your compensation.

His name is Miss. Jenny Alfred
Email: [email protected]
tell/phone number:+234 7033 01 8203

NB:NOTE :BELLOW IS THE REQUIRED INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND TO MY SECRETARY :

(1) YOUR FULL NAMES........................................
(2) YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS..............................
(3) YOUR DIRECT CELPHONE NUMBER AND HOUSE PHONE WITH FAX IF ANY ..........................................

In this moment, I'm very busy here in Chile because of the investment projects, which the new partner and I are having at hand. So feel free to get in touch with Miss. Jenny Alfred to send the cheque to you without any delay.

Best Regards,
Mr Frances Johnston

The dude needs to be pissed at him mom for naming him "Jenny"

 

[JCOSU86]

Hey, wait a minute..."his name is miss Jenny.."?