I'M RICH!!!

[OCBuckWife]

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Rhetorical question: What kind of financial processing company, with their own web domain, suddenly uses gmail as the primary contact info on a "compliance sheet" that requires so much personal info? (see attached)

I am researching a company called M.E.C. Financial Services. It's a shady little company(duh) but need to show facts to my boss before his brother (lives in Ecuador, speaks little English) gets him involved in a classic scam.

:sigh:

vBucks rewards to people that come up with more than an addy, number, etc. I don't need easy to find info, I need what someone sneaky and insane (SHETUCK!) can find on the web.

mecprocessing.com/

M E C Financial Services & Processing Center, Inc - Pembroke Pines, Florida (FL) | Company Profile

BBB issues Reliability Reports on all businesses, whether or not they are BBB accredited. If a business is a BBB Accredited Business, it is stated in this report BBB Definition:

report - A summary of activity reflected in a company's BBB file. Includes basic business background, BBB Accreditation information, and BBB complaint activity over the previous three years. Also reports may include any known government actions, advertising issues or other information that results from activity conducted by the BBB..
Name: MEC Financial, Inc. Phone: (727) 582-9801 Fax: (727) 581-3383 Address: 204 Poinciana Ln

Largo, FL 33770-2615 Original Business Start Date: January 1992 Principal: Mr Max Curtis, President Customer Contact: Mr Max Curtis, President - (727) 582-9801 TOB Classification: Loan Brokers BBB Accreditation: This company is not a BBB Accredited business.

 

[MaxBuck]

Please if this proposal is acceptable by you, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your ... Marituals Status ...

I keep replying, hell, I even give them my little sisters info in case mine isn't enough yet I haven't received my check yet, I got a good feeling about this one though, it even has a news link!

So, how did you respond to "marituals status?" That may be what's holding up the check.

 

[Jake]

Got an email from アド丸見え today.


この度、ランダム配信にてのご招待です。
メールが届いたあなたをお誘いします!!
①直メ登録女性公開・紹介!!
②完全無料でいつまでも利用可!
③女性とのやり取り中、他男性のメールは自動拒否されます。
できるだけ早い出会いのため、ご協力します。


Good ol' アド丸見え! He's such a kidder.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Got an email from アド丸見え today.


この度、ランダム配信にてのご招待です。
メールが届いたあなたをお誘いします!!
①直メ登録女性公開・紹介!!
②完全無料でいつまでも利用可!
③女性とのやり取り中、他男性のメールは自動拒否されます。
できるだけ早い出会いのため、ご協力します。


Good ol' アド丸見え! He's such a kidder.

This time, delivered at random will be invited.
I received the e-mail teaser!
Information published ① women registered direct memory!
② completely free of charge for all time available!
③ interact with women in other male-mail is automatically rejected.
Meeting as soon as possible for your cooperation.

 

[Jake]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[OCBucksFan]

So, how did you respond to "marituals status?" That may be what's holding up the check.

I answered 42, so I know that's not the problem.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Dilbert
by Scott Adams

http://members.comics.com/members/common/affiliateArchive.do?site=spi&comic=dilbert

 

[Jake]

Happy days are here again! Look at the email I got today! :cheers:

CONTRACT/INHERITANCE payment of US $5,500,000, Contact Dr. Eze Ayogu
on this email: [email protected] with the following:
1.Full Name
2. Address
3. Phone
4.Your age
5.Occupation.

I'm thinking I should just include my SS# and bank account #, too. You know, just to expedite my inheritance.

 

[osugrad21]

My efforts have paid off boys...

Hello my friend

I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR PAST EFFORT OF HELPING ME ON MY FUND TRANSFER.I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that funds Now,I want you to contact Mrs Nad?g? Hos?n his Email:ID( [email protected] ) Ask her to send you the sum of $1.2million in A Bank Draft, which I kept for your compensation so contact him immediately.
Reconfirm your fullinformation to avoid any mistake,I am very busy in jordan.
FULLNAME:...............................
AGE......................................
ADDRESS:.................................
OCCUPATION:..............................
PHONE:..................................
COUNTRY:.................................
COMPANY:.................................
AMOUNT...................................
Regards
Mr.Paul Mini.

 

[shetuck]

This one's got a new fravor to it...

At least he's not affiliated with the Bank of Africa (B.O.A) branch in Ouagadougou...

Not only do I "live in a

western world", but I'm a sucker for "obscured business proposals".

It's be easy money, though, if the wise authorities in Hong Kong hadn't enacted "atric-corruption" measures.

We won't be foi

led though. Not this time. Not like we were in Burkina Faso.

Hang Seng Bank Ltd
Sai Wan Ho Branch
171 Shaukiwan Road
Hong Kong.

Good Day,
I am Mr. Ming Yang, Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank
Ltd,Sai Wan Ho Branch, Hong Kong. My purpose of contacting you is
because you live in a

western world.

I have an obscured business suggestion for you.I am here-by seeking
your service in helping me receive a large amount of money and in
giving a clear research

and feasibility studies on areas I could invest on.Your services will
be paid for, and you will be a partner, if your recommendation is
accepted.


As a bank employee, I can not operate any personal investment till I
am retired and with the atric-corruption Bill passed in Hong Kong,it
is risky for a

fixed income earner to own any huge amount of money in Hong Kong or
any foreign country. It is then advisable to invest in any foreign
land secretly and

patiently wait retirement.

For security purpose, due to telecom interception in Hong Kong, I
shall not accept or acknowledge any phone call. Only fax
messages/emails would be treated

in relation to this proposal but not without this code;[CODE NO:
AM-001]. Should you be further interested, I would prefer you to reach
me soon and finally

after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Contact me through this email for further
confidentialcorespondence:[email protected]


Kind Regards


Mr. Ming Yang

 

[shetuck]

Anybody else hear this on NPR? It's the funniest sh*t... EVER!!!

Freaking brilliant (to my Troll Therapist mind, anyway)!

It's an account of these guys reversed the field on a couple of 419 scammers. They go the guy to join a fictional church and go on a mission to Chad to start a branch.

This American Life

Act One. Hanging In Chad.

Three guys who go by the names Professor So and So, Jojobean and YeaWhatever spend part of each day running elaborate cons on Internet scammers. They consider themselves enforcers of justice, even after they send a man 1400 miles from home, to the least safe place they can bait him: the border of Darfur. The three self-made enforcers tell Ira their story. For more on what they did, along with photos, maps and phone recordings, go here. (29 and 1/2 minutes)

Here's the podcast (you need to cue up to about minute five to get to the "Hanging In Chad" segment): http://podcast.thisamericanlife.org/podcast/363.mp3

The emails from the Nigerian guy are pure gold!

DEAR XXXXX.
I AM HERE SINCE TODAY STREDED IN N.DJAMENA/
I AM RIGHT NOW IN CENTRE SOCIAL SAN FIELD WAITING FOR YOU:
PLEASE COME AND PICK ME NOW BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHERE TO STAY,
I LEFT SINCE SUNDAY AND IT IS TODAY I REACH N.DJAMENA,
PLEASE CALL ME NOW ON THIS NUMBER,XXX244 PLEASE I AM WAITING,
THANK YOU I AM WAITING NOW OR YOU COME BY 8AM TOMORROW I WILL BE THERE HOLDING THE SPECIAL CODE SIGN.
THANK AND GOD BLESS YOU/
ADAM

Please i am not okay here since four days now i am streted here in ndjamena;
The worst is that i dont have single money with me here;Please for God seck tell Hamxxx to come here and pick me or let him come along with those materials so that it will enable me to travel back why is because i dont have any travel documents with me i take a big risk to come because i dont want to disappoint you as i promise;
Please tell him to come here and meet me i dont know the place Abeche because i have not been in chad before this is my first time to come here;
Please my people are worried because i told them that i will come back today;
Since four days now i am here without money or food i am very very hungry please do something now please tell hamxxx to come today or lastest torrow please;
tell him to call me so that i know he is on his way please
Thank you for your cooperation and God bless you Amen;

THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE?THE CONTENTS IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
I AM VERY GRATEFUL NOW TO HEAR FROM YOU BECAUSE I AM STREDED HERE SINCE FOUR DAYS NOW.
I COME WITH A BROTHER WHO HELP ME OUT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK THE LOCAL LANGUAGE AND I DONT KNOW NDJAMENA.
WHAT HAPPEN NOW IS THAT YOU HAVE TO TELL HAMXXX TO CALL ME SO THAT I CAN GIVE IT TO PEOPLE TO SPEAK WITH YOU BECAUSE I DONT KNOW KHACH KHACH. I WOULD HAVE ADVICE YOU TO COME AS YOU PEOPLE ARE NOW NEAR THE TOWN BUT ALL THE SAME I WILL ASK FOR A DIRECTION THERE/
PLEASE DONT FAIL TO CALL ME. FOR THE PLACE I STAY SINCE I COME HERE IS IN THE MOTOR PARK .THAT IS CENTRE SOCIAL SAN FIELD. NO FOOD FOR ME NO WATER TO DRINK BECAUSE OF LANGLUAGE PROBLEM NO ENGLISH ONLY ARABIC LANGUAGE AND HAUSA THAT IS WHY I COME WITH A BROTHER THAT CAN SPEAK HAUSA BUT NOT ARABIC.
THE CELL PHONE IS A BUSINESS CENTER AT THE MOTOR PARK IT IS NOT MY CELL PHONE I JUST ASK THE OWNER TO ASSIST ME SO THAT IWE CAN TALK AND KNOW THAT I AM STILL AROUND. I DONT HAVE ANY LUGGAGE IT IS ONLY MY TRAVEL BAG AND MY BROTHER THAT ASSIST ME FROM NIGERIA TO CHAD HERE IN NDJAMENA.
I AM RELIFE FROM THE TENSION AND SHOCK WHICH I AND MY BROTHER HAVE SINCE WE COME HERE IN NDJAMENA.
I AM VERY GRATEFUL AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU PLEASE DONT FAIL TO CALL ME TODAYBECAUSE I AM WAITING FOR YOUR CALL .
BEST REGARDS
.ADAM

ERIC GOD WILL BLESS YOU AMEN.

Their church's ("TWAT" ) membership application:

Can you get too much of the TWAT? By God grace I will.

 

[Flocka]

I didn't know Richard Simmons had his own radio show.

 

[shetuck]

Dryva stee aron my neck!

link

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
I AM GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD AND OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
YOUR SECOND MAIL MAKE ME TO BE SURPRISE THAT I HAVE LEFT ABECHE TO NIGERIA I AM NOT WITH MYSELF SINCE I READ YOUR MAIL.
YESTERDAY I SENT THREE EMAIL TO HAMDAN AND ERIC BUT THEY HAVE NOT COME TO PICK ME OR TO REPLY MY EMAIL UPTILL NOW THERE IS TENSION ALL OVER MY BODY BECAUSE OF THE DRIVER THREATING ME OF HIS MONEY.
PLEASE REV BENJAMIN, I AM BEGGING YOU PERSONAL TO DO THIS THING FOR ME FOR THE SAKE OF TWAT CHURCH AS A FATHER AND ALSO PERSONAL SACRIFIED TO SAVE ME FROM THE DRIVER HAND BECAUSE HE IS INCREASE HIS MONEY EVERYDAY. I AND MY BROTHER HAVE BEEN WITH HIM NOW FOR FIVE DAYS IN ABECHE PLEASE REV DOVER,DO ME FAVOUR PLEASE TO SEND ME THE DRIVER MONEY SO THAT I AND MY BROTHER WILL BE FREE .YOU CAN USE THIS NAME TO SEND IT PLEASE REV BENJAMIN.
NAME: EMMANUEL .A. EZEJI
ADDRESS:ABECHE TCHAD
QUESTION:WHAT FOR
ANSWER: TRANSPORT
AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER FOR EASY COLLECTION.
PLEASE REV BENJAMIN DOVER, DO THIS TO SAVE ME AND MY BROTHER FROM THE DRIVER HAND AND I WILL STILL STILL WAIT FOR HAMDAN AND ERIC TO COME AND PICK ME .PLESA REV CALL ERIC AND HAMDAN TO COME AND PICK ME AND MY BROTHER IN THE ONLY CYBER CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL ROAD IN ABECHE.
THANK YOU AND ALMIGHTY GOD WILL CONTINUE BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AMEN.
ADAMU

 

[shetuck]

This is the Western Union telegram they asked him to send (in Arabic):

Translation:

This is a fake. I am a criminal. Please arrest me. I am a scammer. This is completely fake. I hate Mohammed. I love Israel. Allah sucks big goat penis and Mecca is a hell hole. I love George Bush. He is the best president ever. I think he should invade Chad and remove this ugly country off the map. Mohammed is a demonic pedophile. I hate Muslims. I hate Chad. I hate this country and its people. I have sex with goats. I hope the United States takes over the whole world and makes everyone Americans. Please arrest me lest I scam someone else. I will steal everything. I am about to rob this place.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Anybody else hear this on NPR? It's the funniest sh*t... EVER!!!

Freaking brilliant (to my Troll Therapist mind, anyway)!

It's an account of these guys reversed the field on a couple of 419 scammers. They go the guy to join a fictional church and go on a mission to Chad to start a branch.

This American Life



Here's the podcast (you need to cue up to about minute five to get to the "Hanging In Chad" segment): http://podcast.thisamericanlife.org/podcast/363.mp3

The emails from the Nigerian guy are pure gold!







Their church's ("TWAT" ) membership application:

I've seen the TWAT, and it don't look nothin' like that!