If U.S. Soil was attacked...

[Mac]

Let's say hypothetically someone decides to attack U.S. soil via military aka an invasion. Would you join the military and fight for your country??

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Nope. I'm a freeloader.

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

Nope, not this time... if there was a real threat of invasion I'd go back to my family and set up defenses around my family and home.

 

[Gatorubet]

What do I get if I turn Quisling, anything good??? Gator season tickets, or just the $79.00 coupon for BP only good on a day when Mili is not swearing? Also, what the fuck is a Quisling?

More importantly, who will be in the army with me? Are you saying Jeffcat and Trey McNeil will be serving with me? What about Taos and his rifle with the flower in the barrel, or BestBuckeye and his blunderbus? Will all of us be in the same regiment? And beards - can we have them - or are we just going to be cannon fodder to a crack bearded invasion task force.

Speaking of crack, will Fungo be serving his country, whatever one that is? Will Zook have access to the physical training stats?

Finally, since Busnative and I have applied to run the Obama FEMA relocation camps, will this invasion have any impact on those plans?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fungo is a conscientious objector....he objects to anyone with a conscience.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'll be part of the crack bearded invasion task force.

 

[MaxBuck]

Let's say hypothetically someone decides to attack U.S. soil via military aka an invasion. Would you join the military and fight for your country??

How exactly does one attack soil? With a shovel? An adze? Trowels? Perhaps hoes?

I think if the attacking forces chose to use the Garden Weasel, that might push me over the edge. That is a really, really cruel tool.

 

[Gatorubet]

How exactly does one attack soil? With a shovel? An adze? Trowels? Perhaps hoes?

I say hoes...

 

[scooter1369]

Billy Mays: Home grown terrorist

 

[Deety]

Okay... I'll show you the secret invasion defense training bunker as long as you delete the internet directly after reading. Deal?

Prepping the ammo...

Whoops.

Sadly, there have been a few casualties. Training is real-world intense. It's not a job for pussies.

Oh wait.

 

[MaliBuckeye]

Let's say hypothetically someone decides to attack U.S. soil via military aka an invasion. Would you join the military and fight for your country??

Only if the attack was from the shambling hoarde of the undead... I'm ready, even if those pansies in Florida are in denial.

Remember: 1) There are two types of people- survivors and shields and 2) Blades don't need reloading.

 

[Gatorubet]

Only if the attack was from the shambling hoarde of the undead... I'm ready, even if those pansies in Florida are in denial.

Remember: 1) There are two types of people- survivors and shields and 2) Blades don't need reloading.

7 While many people refer to "undead", practitioners in the field of Zombie Studies and zombie advocates
such as PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies, and supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve,
Inc. insist that the term "undead" clearly connotes deficiency; specifically the absence of both life and
death. Hence, we suggest here the term "life impaired" to recognize the difficulties imposed on a former
person by zombie behavior spectrum disorder (ZBSD) but without suggesting the former person is
somehow "deficient" as a result of the infection

 

[Apache]

Invasion

What a way to take a topic and run with it.

It depends on who was invading.

Zombies=you can't win. They are already dead and have nothing to lose.

 

[MaxBuck]

I say hoes...

You like the way I pitch batting practice, Gator?

 

[Muck]

So when does the Red Dawn remake & the World War Z movie come out?

There are no bullets in those shell casings.