If BP-posts were a user's LinkedIn profile... what is their job

[CincyInterloper]

I said it in the USC thread:
Celebrating joining a conference is very SEC. Focus on not sucking.

LinkedIn has brainwashed everyone into making a big deal every time their situation changes. "I'm excited to announce I'll be joining the amazing team at Fuck You Incorporated as an executive fluffer."

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

LinkedIn has brainwashed everyone into making a big deal every time their situation changes. "I'm excited to announce I'll be joining the amazing team at Fuck You Incorporated as an executive fluffer."

LinkedIn is the dumbest social media out there. And I have Reddit, Twitter, Instagram, and BP accounts.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

LinkedIn is the dumbest social media out there. And I have Reddit, Twitter, Instagram, and BP accounts.

Yeah I hate linked in

I just use my BP profile in lieu of LinkedIn to establish professional connections

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Yeah I hate linked in

I just use my BP profile in lieu of LinkedIn to establish professional connections

If this is true

Then based on your posting history I’m guessing you’re a DJ at a strip club

 

[Zurp]

LinkedIn has brainwashed everyone into making a big deal every time their situation changes. "I'm excited to announce I'll be joining the amazing team at Fuck You Incorporated as an executive fluffer."

I didn't even know there was an open position...

 

[Steve19]

If this is true

Then based on your posting history I’m guessing you’re a DJ at a strip club

Actually, he's on the pole...

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

LinkedIn has brainwashed everyone into making a big deal every time their situation changes. "I'm excited to announce I'll be joining the amazing team at Fuck You Incorporated as an executive fluffer."

congrats!!!

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

If this is true

Then based on your posting history I’m guessing you’re a DJ at a strip club

this seems like an awesome thread..... if BP post were a users LinkedIn profile... what is their job

 

[CincyInterloper]

I didn't even know there was an open position...

Truth be told, I think it's all just a bunch of Internet chat-bots posting and accepting positions through fake accounts to try to make Fuck You Incorporated appear to be in a period of rapid expansion.

 

[Mike80]

this seems like an awesome thread..... if BP post were a users LinkedIn profile... what is their job

Fat.

Slovenly.

 

[gmen6981]

this seems like an awesome thread..... if BP post were a users LinkedIn profile... what is their job

Gonna be A LOT of failed comedians.

 

[Zurp]

this seems like an awesome thread..... if BP post were a users LinkedIn profile... what is their job

Holy Geez. Except for the thread about finding out what to look at to become healthier, that might be my favorite thread.

 

[Zurp]

Truth be told, I think it's all just a bunch of Internet chat-bots posting and accepting positions through fake accounts to try to make Fuck You Incorporated appear to be in a period of rapid expansion.

How does a chat bot fluff anyone?

I think here is where I type, "asking for a friend."

(Did I do that right?)

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

this seems like an awesome thread..... if BP post were a users LinkedIn profile... what is their job

@Nutriaitch

Is the Cajun Steve Irwin

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

@Thump

Either a plumber

Or Joey Chestnut on the evening of Independence Day

@BigWoof31 is the coach of a youth football dynasty.