I slept with the Kool Aid man because hoes keep stealing my tacos

[LoKyBuckeye]

 

[BUCKYLE]

I ran naked with some crackheads because I love marijuana.

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

I shanked an easter egg because I love to snort cocaine.

 

[cincibuck]

I banged a golf ball because I'm a pimp?

Did Jerry Sandusky write this?

 

[DubCoffman62]

Sounds to me like a sneaky way to get someone reveal their birthdate.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

 

[Taosman]

Tacos before hoes, bro!

 

[Crump's brother]

I banged a porn star because I love marijuana.

 

[Mike80]

I needed a porn star because I'm sexy like that.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I ate a glass of milk because I'm a pimp.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I ate a glass of milk because I'm a pimp.

YOU DON'T EAT MILK YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU DRINK IT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Mac]

I ran shirtless with a homo because I'm a pimp.

Good thing I didn't wear a red shirt today or it would have been "I ran shirtless with a homo because I have amazing boobs"

 

[buxfan4life]

I stabbed a toothbrush because I am a pimp.

 

[localyokel]

Didn't I see this on Facebook?

 

[knapplc]

I bumped uglies with a Playmate because I'm a dead ringer for Brad Pitt.