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I Love The Flu!

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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,









The Flu
 
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I have something. Don't know whether its a cold or the flu but my throat is very raw. I also have a cough and phlegm.
The good news is that it hasn't gone to my lungs yet or I would be in the hospital.

The bad news is that I must confine myself to the house for the whole weekend so that I may be well enough to go to work come Monday.

This must be one of the time in my life where it sucks. :(

Oh well I know I will feel better after the Bucks kick some NW butt.

GO BUCKEYES
 
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My cold is progressing very nicely , thank you. It is moving into my chest and i am developing a feeling of ague throughout my body. Hacking more and now my nose is running.
A check on my oxymeter shows that my O2 is 90 and heartrate is 91 . not bad so I guess I am still alive. :(
 
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Best Buckeye;1318974; said:
My cold is progressing very nicely , thank you. It is moving into my chest and i am developing a feeling of ague throughout my body. Hacking more and now my nose is running.
A check on my oxymeter shows that my O2 is 90 and heartrate is 91 . not bad so I guess I am still alive. :(
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heartrate of 91?

Dude get the Fuck off of the internet and get yourself checked out......
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1318985; said:
heartrate of 91?

Dude get the [censored] off of the internet and get yourself checked out......
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Calm down dude 91 is ok. besides they Bucks are playing. You expect me to go somewhere now? HAHAHA.

It's the 90 02 that is low.

p.s. I hope you how to dial 911. :biggrin:
 
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Best Buckeye;1318990; said:
Calm down dude 91 is ok. besides they Bucks are playing. You expect me to go somewhere now? HAHAHA

p.s. I hope you how to dial 911. :biggrin:
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ok....although I have to say I still have the cough nearly a month after having whatever is passing for the flu this year.....

Someone I don't think dialing 911 in Springfield will help someone in Maumee :biggrin:
 
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