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Circumcision Ban to Appear on San Francisco Ballot

SAN FRANCISCO?A group seeking to ban the circumcision of male children in San Francisco has succeeded in getting their controversial measure on the November ballot, meaning voters will be asked to weigh in on what until now has been a private family matter.

City elections officials confirmed Wednesday that the initiative had received enough signatures to appear on the ballot, getting more than 7,700 valid signatures from city residents. Initiatives must receive at least 7,168 signatures to qualify.

If the measure passes, circumcision would be prohibited among males under the age of 18. The practice would become a misdemeanor offense punishable by a fine of up to $1,000 or up to one year in jail. There would be no religious exemptions.

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knapplc;1924713; said:
No chance. Even if by some bizarre chance the voters passed this, it wouldn't stand up to constitutional challenge.
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See this glove????!!!! No, it's not leather like yours. It's made of human foreskin. I call this my "stiff" arm....get it?
 
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So their goal is to remove a brief amount of pain that no one remembers that occurs at an age where "a Frankfurter fell, oh no!" causes kids to lose control...

...and trade that for a lifetime of surprised looks, harassment, potential insecurity to snowball into bigger issues.

Oh, and those small concerns over religion and the constitution.
 
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jwinslow;1924747; said:
...and trade that for a lifetime of surprised looks, harassment, potential insecurity to snowball into bigger issues...

Well, according to a few female friends, students of foreign extraction were always in high demand due to the novelty of the little khaki turtleneck; and the experiences of some of my male foreign friends who have visited the US tend to back up those claims.

Conversely, being snipped in Sweden led to numerous requests by members of the female species to examine the 'exotic' snipped specimen.

Personally surprised looks looks loses out to increased opportunities to have my manhood fondled by da ladies every time.
 
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DubCoffman62;1924754; said:
Is everyone on acid in that city?

Not exactly, but it's an interesting place to live. I lived there for two years during the height of the dot-com boom. Hell of a fun time. If you can arrange your life in such a way, I highly recommend the experience.
 
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knapplc;1924890; said:
Not exactly, but it's an interesting place to live. I lived there for two years during the height of the dot-com boom. Hell of a fun time. If you can arrange your life in such a way, I highly recommend the experience.
I've never lived there but I spent some time there. It is kind of a neat town. I found that if you met some who seemed normal they usually lived in Marin County, not the city.
 
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