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I Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Like, I'm not even a coffee snob (I actually kind of like maxwell house, at least that first day you crack the seal on it) but I have the open container of that.. then the back up... at least a pound of whole bean costa rican, another pound of whole bean kona... and you know I just have a suck-ass auto drip machine... and you say, well, if the power went out, what would you do then, well, I'd take my moka pot out to my grill and get to moka-potting (which is why I have cafe bustelo and back up) -- there's a french press around somewhere too, so, in a pinch I could either microwave or boil water on the grill if I had to.

So, once again I ask, how do you have no frickin coffee in the house?
 
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I should clarify, the beans aren't the back up to the maxwell house, it has its own back up, the beans are their own genre, and as such lives in pairs, like the coffee Sith.
 
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Like, I'm not even a coffee snob (I actually kind of like maxwell house, at least that first day you crack the seal on it) but I have the open container of that.. then the back up... at least a pound of whole bean costa rican, another pound of whole bean kona... and you know I just have a suck-ass auto drip machine... and you say, well, if the power went out, what would you do then, well, I'd take my moka pot out to my grill and get to moka-potting (which is why I have cafe bustelo and back up) -- there's a french press around somewhere too, so, in a pinch I could either microwave or boil water on the grill if I had to.

So, once again I ask, how do you have no frickin coffee in the house?
The entirety of my post-apocalyptic “prepping” consists of making sure there’s always coffee in the house, with multiple failsafe backup plans.
 
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