How to tell buckeyes from marijuana

[smithlabs]

My co-workers have been harassing me about OSU. Just today I got this JPEG in my in box-

It got me thinking that we should put together a public service post about how to differentiate our beloved buckeyes from that evil weed marijuana.

B: Clusters of five serrated leaves
M: Clusters of seven serrated leaves

B: Get a sense of euphoria after smoking Michigan
M: Get a sense of euphoria after smoking

B: Prominant in William Henry Harrison's presidential campaign
M: Prominant in William Jefferson Clinton's presidential campaign

I am sure there are more of these, perhaps people could chime in and add to the list. Sometimes, you just have to laugh at the bad stuff.

Smithlabs

 

[Oh8ch]

A bit OT, but this reminds me of another OSU high point many years back when members of the band were busted for widespread pot smoking. They were even nickamed the 'Marijuana Brass" for a time.

But to play along.

B - players display prominently on their helmets.
M- players hide discretely under their helmets.

 

[BB73]

B - well-recognized symbol of team that beat Bob Marley's son's team, although he played for them prior to the 2003 Fiesta Bowl

M - well-recognized symbol of Bob Marley

OK, that was a reach!

 

[lvbuckeye]

Buckeye: killer nuts
Marijuana: killer nugs

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

B: 3 yards and a cloud of dust
M: 3 tokes and a puff of smoke


B: Real grass in the 'shoe
M: Real "grass" stashed in shoes


B: Big hits sometimes leave players feeling disoriented
M: Big hits sometimes leave "playa's" feeling hungry


B: Invented the "pancake block"
M: "Hmmmmm..... pancakes!"

 

[stxbuck]

B-eaten in tasty candy that resembles the poisonous nut
M-eaten mostly in brownies

B-poisonous if eaten in natural form
M-has medicinal value in natural form

B- widely associated intials include TGII
M- widely associated initials include THC

B-haven't had a recruit from Meigs County in years
M-S. Ohio is best region to find

 

[Folanator]

B: Plays near high street.
M: Is high in the street

B: Get's penalties for spearing
M: Spearing is mandatory

B: One had a starting QB named Germaine
M: Started with germaine-ation

 

[smithlabs]

B-haven't had a recruit from Meigs County in years
M-S. Ohio is best region to find

I like this one modified just a little bit...

B- Brings money to the Ohio State University area
M- Brings money to the Ohio University area

Smithlabs

 

[seedubya]

B: Falls off the tree
M: Makes you fall down

 

[The KSB]

B: Are Smoking in Bowls
M: Is Smoked in Bowls

 

[smithlabs]

b: Goes for a bomb when they need a quick hit
m: Goes for a bong when they need a quick hit