How many of you are there? (Merged)

[CCI]

0not a flipping person in that Database has a name that matches mine. maybe it's cause my name is German

Maybe it's cause I was Hilters long lost cousin

 

[sandgk]

Well, according to that site, neither myself nor my mother, father, or sister exist-there is no one w/ my last name in the United States.

You are clearly an under-under-underground family.
Should come in handy on April 15th.

 

[PrincetonBuckeye]

You are clearly an under-under-underground family.
Should come in handy on April 15th.

Boy that would be nice.....we got our taxes done today....

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, according to that site, neither myself nor my mother, father, or sister exist-there is no one w/ my last name in the United States.

Did you spell it correctly? :p

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

nobody has the name Jack Mehoff

My friends last name is Emhoff, his uncle's name is Jack.

 

[Jagdaddy]

My friends last name is Emhoff, his uncle's name is Jack.

The following excerpt is from the U.S. 10th Circuit Court of Appeals' decision in Creamer v. Laidlaw Transit, a sexual harassment case:

During the time she spent in the bus driver's lounge, Ms. Creamer became acquainted with another Laidlaw employee, Jack Hoff. The district court described Mr. Hoff as a "somewhat loud person," "happy-go-lucky," "abrasive to some folks," and "obviously a joker and a very demonstrative-type person." Ms. Creamer and Mr. Hoff were friendly at first. They discussed their personal lives, played cards, and ate lunch together both on and off Laidlaw's premises. Ms. Creamer testified Mr. Hoff patted and touched her prior to the incident which was to become the subject of this lawsuit, but Ms. Creamer did not report these incidents to the management. Mr. Hoff also made inappropriate comments regarding his own name, Jack Hoff, as well as [**4] sexist and racially motivated comments, but the evidence was quite vague as to what those comments were."

That the plaintiff's name is Creamer only adds to the entertainment value IMO.

 

[NightmaresDad]

There are (statistically) 16 of me in the US. Those poor bastards!!

Just out of curiosity, I picked an out-of-the-ordinary name of one of our recruits, and according to this website, the Buckeyes may be the victims of an elaborate scam......

There are 0 people in the U.S. named Dane Sanzenbacher

Who is that imposter that we recruited? Does this involve Karl Rove, or dare we say it, Dick Cheney? I wonder how high up this goes? Is this so-called football player linked to the missing WMDs? I sure hope Joe Wilson can find out for us. He's such a great investigator, you know.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

clearly many of you are finding out that you are indeed dead and no longer exist

 

[Jagdaddy]

clearly many of you are finding out that you are indeed dead and no longer exist

Does that mean I can get me a ghost bride?

 

[Folanator]

0 Joe Dirt's? Come on, I know that aint right.

No Dali Lama (he's a long hitter the Lama)

Not a single John Bluto Blutarsky

 

[BuckBackHome]

1,239 more of me. Looks like my plan to take over the world is moving right along. Splendid!

 

[Deety]

1,239 more of me. Looks like my plan to take over the world is moving right along. Splendid!

Guess that explains all the underwear you've been stealing.

 

[Best Buckeye]

I put in the name Deety and a pop up said "are you kidding me"

 

[buckiprof]

Guess that explains all the underwear you've been stealing.

Didn't Tweak discover that the reason for the stealing of underwear was for profit purposes?

 

[Deety]

Didn't Tweak discover that the reason for the stealing of underwear was for profit purposes?

And doesn't money make the world go 'round?

QED

BBH has discovered the elusive second step.