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How Long Have You Been Married

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How Long Have You Been Married

  • 0-1 year

    Votes: 7 6.7%

  • 1-5 years

    Votes: 14 13.5%

  • 5-10 years

    Votes: 16 15.4%

  • 11-15 years

    Votes: 15 14.4%

  • 16-20 years

    Votes: 9 8.7%

  • 21-25 years

    Votes: 12 11.5%

  • 26+ years

    Votes: 24 23.1%

  • Are you kidding me I am never getting married

    Votes: 2 1.9%

  • Been there done that and never going back

    Votes: 5 4.8%
  • Total voters
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Crump's brother said:
Hope you're happy TDunk.

A couple of the funny ones I heard before wedded bliss:
Put a penny in a jar for each time you have premarital sex. After marriage take one out each time. You'll never run out of pennies.

Buddy,"how do you like your stuff?"
Me:"uh, a lot."
Buddy:"how do you like half your stuff?"
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I remember seeing a comic in a magazine. Guy and woman at the alter, getting married, and the guy's thinking, "Yay! Now I get to have all the sex I want!" The woman is thinking, "Yay! Now I don't have to have sex, anymore!"

April 3 will be 10 years for me.
 
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TDunk said:
05/17/2014 is a day that may live in infamy. So you have less than two months to try and scare me as best you can.

Just so you know what you are up against, she is my best friend and loves OSU basketball. She despises football.. (yes that was an extra period because she is probably on it). Her sister went to scUM and lives near the whore. Her mom is actually good people and likes to make smart ass comments which I throw back in fun. No issues there. Dad is a no show for awhile now. But no hang-ups with that. She is the breadwinner while I finish up classes. She does own a cat, I mean we have a cat.
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Just remember, when things get rocky & rough.....a baby fixes all marital problems.
 
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TDunk said:
05/17/2014 is a day that may live in infamy. So you have less than two months to try and scare me as best you can.

Just so you know what you are up against, she is my best friend and loves OSU basketball. She despises football.. (yes that was an extra period because she is probably on it). Her sister went to scUM and lives near the whore. Her mom is actually good people and likes to make smart ass comments which I throw back in fun. No issues there. Dad is a no show for awhile now. But no hang-ups with that. She is the breadwinner while I finish up classes. She does own a cat, I mean we have a cat.
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The price may change with inflation but the message is timeless.
 
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Zurp said:
I remember seeing a comic in a magazine. Guy and woman at the alter, getting married, and the guy's thinking, "Yay! Now I get to have all the sex I want!" The woman is thinking, "Yay! Now I don't have to have sex, anymore!"

April 3 will be 10 years for me.
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Similar comic in a Playboy years ago.
On left side of split panel:
Groom getting ready says to his best man: In two hours I'm going to marry the woman who gives the best BJ's in the world
On right side of split panel:
Bride talking to her made of honor: In two hours, I'll never have to give another BJ in my life.
 
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scooter1369 said:
Similar comic in a Playboy years ago.
On left side of split panel:
Groom getting ready says to his best man: In two hours I'm going to marry the woman who gives the best BJ's in the world
On right side of split panel:
Bride talking to her made of honor: In two hours, I'll never have to give another BJ in my life.
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The reason the brides are all smiling in the photos.
 
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Been with my wife since 2005. Been married since 2008. And I have two beautiful daughters. Two kids are enough for us. Here in the next month or two, I'm going to get fixed to where I can't have any more kids. What was your experience like with getting snipped?
 
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DoctorWho said:
Been with my wife since 2005. Been married since 2008. And I have two beautiful daughters. Two kids are enough for us. Here in the next month or two, I'm going to get fixed to where I can't have any more kids. What was your experience like with getting snipped?
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It's a big decision. You should definitely make sure the family is on board for it.

I put it to a vote amongst the wife and kids.

Came back in 15-2 in favor so I had it done.
 
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DoctorWho said:
Been with my wife since 2005. Been married since 2008. And I have two beautiful daughters. Two kids are enough for us. Here in the next month or two, I'm going to get fixed to where I can't have any more kids. What was your experience like with getting snipped?
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Wtf?! Pretty sure there's a thread here discussing this very subject. If you're gonna do it, why not get it done when March Madness starts? Or the beginning of CFB season? You get to get all hopped up on pain killers, drink booze, and if your wife is legit, you'll have sandwiches and beer on demand.
 
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DoctorWho said:
Been with my wife since 2005. Been married since 2008. And I have two beautiful daughters. Two kids are enough for us. Here in the next month or two, I'm going to get fixed to where I can't have any more kids. What was your experience like with getting snipped?
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I put my foot down after two.. until the 2nd got onto the bus to go to 1st grade
Then the chief (not me) instantly and maniacally said we were having a third
to which I vehemently protested
and now I sincerely regret not having a 4th
 
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