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Someone's mama was so fat she exploded in a crematorium.
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A morbidly obese woman's corpse caused a crematorium in Austria to burst into flames, The Daily Mail reports.
Due to the woman?s substantial mass of body fat, the oven overheated, sparking a fire in the filter reaching upward of 570 degrees Fahrenheit. The fire grew and was soon out of control.
As thick black smoke poured out of the building, firemen arrived to combat the flames. They succeeded in preventing the fire from spreading.
The firemen may have bested the fire, but the episode left its mark.
A nauseating blanket of scorched grease coated the firemen's suits and the special breathing systems each man had to wear.
The woman reportedly weighed around 440 lbs.
The fire has sparked discussion of weight limits for cremation in Austria.

Marshmallows anyone?
 
It's funny because the grieving family was thinking on their toes, not wanting to be the one's who had to carry her casket and bury her. I bet they didn't expect her to explode with twinkie filling.
 
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DubCoffman62;2163045; said:
I should post this on facebook, there's been a backlash against fatbashing lately and this is sure to get them all riled up.

Yeah, a lot of the women I went to high school with - who are now fat as shit - got all pissed off at fat jokes in between spoonfuls of Ben & Jerry's. Just one of the reasons I left Facebook.
 
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Taosman;2173309; said:
Makes you wonder if there's a big conspiracy to make everyone fat so you get addicted to cholesterol drugs.
I think it's a conspiracy between the FDA and the AMA myself. Show me the money. First they get you sick on the food they sell you and then they sell you the drugs to keep you sick. Bleed you dry, assure you of a long drawn out slow death. They're worse than the fucking Nazis.
 
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