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How drunk should someone get on Thanksgiving?

Which BP poster will be the drunkest at Thanksgiving?

  • Dryden - he'll need something to relieve the pain of that huge chip on his shoulder

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • ORDBuckeye-He'll be by himself, so he'll drink a bottle of Pucker and apply to OU as a grad student

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • OSUSushiChick - in memoriam of all those indians who died at the hands of the murderous white men.

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Jmorbs - Hasn't been around much lately, I pretty much assumed he's a full time alcoholic

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Nutria - Duh....Louisiana....

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Total voters
    11
Eat a huge brownie as soon as you wake up. By the time you arrive, you will be exceedingly hungry. Sip on the vino tinto all day long, take the best nap in the history of mankind at halftime of a shitty football game. Repeat at Christmas.
 
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Every tight ass in-law that looks down on you has a husband that wants to head to the garage and pound a 12 pack of Genesee Cream ale and talk about all the other chicks he fucked before he met the tight ass bitch that is now your in-law...

The unnamed town in the Chevas Regal Incident (as it came to be known) was Rochester, NY. Home of Genessee brewery. I've downed more gallons of that shit than I care to, or actually can, remember.
 
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Ugh, yeah. Not me. About 12 years ago, maybe more, a few years after my Grandfather died, my mother decided that we should ALWAYS have Thanksgiving at my Grandmothers, as she was having heart trouble and "it might be Grandma's last Thanksgiving" - This is reasonable at some level, obviously, but, its about a 5 hour round trip for me, which is a lot for one day... and I mean, this really isn't worth an overnight trip.

Of course, Grandma turned 90 last Saturday... and despite my mother's protests of her frailty, she (take it to the speed limit thread folks) she still drives herself to the grocery store, she still goes to her local pool for water "aerobics" every Tuesday and Thursday, she still looks after her chickens and mows the yard on her John Deere riding mower. She went through a little period where she needed a cane, but she and her doctorb did whatever and sorted that out. My mother tried to get her one of those little walker/roller/stroller things with a hand brake, and my mother was lucky she didn't get it shoved up her ass. My Aunt checks in on her, but, for the most part, I have this sneaking suspicion that this will NOT, in fact, be Grandma's last Thanksgiving.... again... ad infinitum.

Over the river and through the woods, I guess.
 
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This drunk:
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