How does work make you feel today?

[buckeyebri]

So my boss in his infinite wisdom splits up this project I was working on with me and a co-worker so that it could get completed faster. I knew this was going to be an issue for the final product, but hey.

Now this co-worker, smart guy, can't just go with how things are setup. No he has to spend all sorts of time trying to find the best and fastest way to do something instead of grinding through it. It is just a humungous spreadsheet build out and just takes time. I explained to him how I was doing it and what needed to be done so we could be consistent in the development and be able to pull the separate data development together in the end.

So, the project was done a week ago and I asked him for his data, which he has yet to give me. Come to find out today that he hasn't given it to me because he used a different financial value across board than what I did, even though I told him where to derive the values from multiple times. So now the information going to the Board is inconsistent and based on different source information.

Really, asshole, what part of what I explained to you didn't you fucking understand.....

:hatepc:

 

[Jerry Sandusky]

Work? How does work make me feel? Really?

For some reason, I can't get anyone to hire me.

Oh Well. Guess I'll just hit the showers.

 

[buxfan4life]

So, I get up early to get into the office so I can get a ton of stuff done today, right?

My day has gone like this:

7 AM: Arrive at office

7:10 AM: Get coffee, go to talk to co-worker Dave (No, not Bollman's favorite play, just Dave)

7:11 AM: Conversation

Me: Man, love that new guitar I bought myself. Have been playing it everyday.

Dave: Yeah, I love it when I get a new instrument. See anything else good at Guitar Center when you got that?

Me: Yeah, they have a ton of new stuff they got in for the holiday season.

Dave: Want to go down there for Lunch?

Me: Hell yeah!! Shit, let's go now and get breakfast on the way!

12:30pm: Arrive back at the office. Actually do a couple of hours of work.

2:20pm: Wasting time on BP

So much for getting a ton of stuff done today!

 

[BuckinDayton]

I dont have a job. I hurt my back a few years ago and I have been livin off disability for most of that time. I pretty much watch Springer/Maury, smoke my cigs, play scratch offs and drink mountain dew all day. Its pretty awesome, you guys should try it.

Anyone play video games online? My nephew jacked this old lady's wifi and I have been playing battlefield and football games for the past month.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I dont have a job. I hurt my back a few years ago and I have been livin off disability for most of that time. I pretty much watch Springer/Maury, smoke my cigs, play scratch offs and drink mountain dew all day. Its pretty awesome, you guys should try it.

Anyone play video games online? My nephew jacked this old lady's wifi and I have been playing battlefield and football games for the past month.

Livin' the dream.

 

[Gatorubet]

I dont have a job. I hurt my back a few years ago and I have been livin off disability for most of that time. I pretty much watch Springer/Maury, smoke my cigs, play scratch offs and drink mountain dew all day. Its pretty awesome, you guys should try it.

Anyone play video games online? My nephew jacked this old lady's wifi and I have been playing battlefield and football games for the past month.

Sweet! The cherry on the Sundae would be to sell plasma every couple weeks. Tell them your name is Tibor DrunkPirate. You can swipe some extra juice boxes when they aren't lookin'. I have a line on a soon-to-be-vacant trailer in Indiana you can rent cheap too.

 

[BuckinDayton]

Sweet! The cherry on the Sundae would be to sell plasma every couple weeks. Tell them your name is Tibor DrunkPirate. You can swipe some extra juice boxes when they aren't lookin'. I have a line on a soon-to-be-vacant trailer in Indiana you can rent cheap too.

LOL, I am good. I got one over here on Hague Ave by the pool. I cant give plasma on account of my history. Funny note, I tried to donate my "boys" but you have to be clean and over 6 feet tall, both of which I am not.

 

[Mac]

So I've been working on this project for a few weeks now. I am fixing our database of products since these people before I got here coded things every which way. Which in turn makes my job more difficult.

So the lady that's in my department wanted to help. At this point with over 10,000 products to go through, I decided it will help. Wrong. I told her how to code certain things, and she did them wrong.
So now she gets to go back through and do them over again. She thought they should all be 2 letter codes, but we have codes that are 3 letters. So she was making up her own 2 letter codes. Dumbass. LISTEN!!!

 

[Mike80]

So I've been working on this project for a few weeks now. I am fixing our database of products since these people before I got here coded things every which way. Which in turn makes my job more difficult.

So the lady that's in my department wanted to help. At this point with over 10,000 products to go through, I decided it will help. Wrong. I told her how to code certain things, and she did them wrong.
So now she gets to go back through and do them over again. She thought they should all be 2 letter codes, but we have codes that are 3 letters. So she was making up her own 2 letter codes. Dumbass. LISTEN!!!

 

[scooter1369]

So I've been working on this project for a few weeks now. I am fixing our database of products since these people before I got here coded things every which way. Which in turn makes my job more difficult.

So the lady that's in my department wanted to help. At this point with over 10,000 products to go through, I decided it will help. Wrong. I told her how to code certain things, and she did them wrong.
So now she gets to go back through and do them over again. She thought they should all be 2 letter codes, but we have codes that are 3 letters. So she was making up her own 2 letter codes. Dumbass. LISTEN!!!

Had the same issue where I work too, Sort of. Before I got there, When they ordered something new, they just pulled a random collection of alpha-numeric digits out of thin air to assign it a part number. When I took over this inventory, I decided to go ahead to use a system of numbers that would make sense, variations of different items would be based off of a root number, with a suffix to determine the variation. This idea was nixed by higher ups because "This is the way we've always done it and change is baaaad"

Fucking state.

 

[scarletmike]

Probably gonna bump my internal application count by one today, and possibly two by the end of the week. The CMs in Casting probably hate me by now.

I'm so ready to get out from behind the desk and get back into the parks in some form on at least a somewhat daily basis.

 

[buckeyebri]

So I've been working on this project for a few weeks now. I am fixing our database of products since these people before I got here coded things every which way. Which in turn makes my job more difficult.

So the lady that's in my department wanted to help. At this point with over 10,000 products to go through, I decided it will help. Wrong. I told her how to code certain things, and she did them wrong.
So now she gets to go back through and do them over again. She thought they should all be 2 letter codes, but we have codes that are 3 letters. So she was making up her own 2 letter codes. Dumbass. LISTEN!!!

I so feel your pain.....see my post from 12-22...still cleaning up the mess....

 

[BUCKYLE]

Me: Hey, what's the deal with Derek Dipshit? He hasn't been to work in two weeks.

Temp Doucher Rep: He's been here every day.

Me: No, he hasn't. I've been here every day, and I haven't seen him in two weeks.

TDR: No...hahahaha...I promise ya buddy...he's been here.

Me: (Getting angry)...Listen...I know what the FUCK is going on in my department. I have a morning "roll call" meeting at my fucking desk at a quarter after six every day. Dipshit hasn't been at this meeting since the 15th of Dec, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Eleven.

TDR: Man, I'm TELLING you, he's been clocked in every day since blah fucking blah blah blah.

Me: So this fuck has been clocking in, then leaving, then coming back to clock out. That's the only possible explanation.

TDR: Shit...that would probably explain why he hasn't been clocking out at all. He just signs out and says the clock wasn't working every day.

Me: Turn and walk away from me as fast as you fucking can. Immediately. Thank you.

I then turn to my idiot fucking supervisor and say "NOW can we get rid of this asshole?"
My Idiot fucking Supervisor: Are you sure we want to do this? We're very busy this week, and at least this guy shows up.

Fucking ridiculous.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Me: Hey, what's the deal with Derek Dipshit? He hasn't been to work in two weeks.

Temp Doucher Rep: He's been here every day.

Me: No, he hasn't. I've been here every day, and I haven't seen him in two weeks.

TDR: No...hahahaha...I promise ya buddy...he's been here.

Me: (Getting angry)...Listen...I know what the FUCK is going on in my department. I have a morning "roll call" meeting at my fucking desk at a quarter after six every day. Dipshit hasn't been at this meeting since the 15th of Dec, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Eleven.

TDR: Man, I'm TELLING you, he's been clocked in every day since blah fucking blah blah blah.

Me: So this fuck has been clocking in, then leaving, then coming back to clock out. That's the only possible explanation.

TDR: Shit...that would probably explain why he hasn't been clocking out at all. He just signs out and says the clock wasn't working every day.

Me: Turn and walk away from me as fast as you fucking can. Immediately. Thank you.

I then turn to my idiot fucking supervisor and say "NOW can we get rid of this asshole?"
My Idiot fucking Supervisor: Are you sure we want to do this? We're very busy this week, and at least this guy shows up.

Fucking ridiculous.

Oh, that's beautiful.

 

[Mac]

That's crazy. What do you do Buckyle?