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How does work make you feel today?

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BUCKYLE;2073071; said:
Me: Hey, what's the deal with Derek Dip[Mark May]? He hasn't been to work in two weeks.

Temp Doucher Rep: He's been here every day.

Me: No, he hasn't. I've been here every day, and I haven't seen him in two weeks.

TDR: No...hahahaha...I promise ya buddy...he's been here.

Me: (Getting angry)...Listen...I know what the [censored] is going on in my department. I have a morning "roll call" meeting at my [censored]ing desk at a quarter after six every day. Dip[Mark May] hasn't been at this meeting since the 15th of Dec, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Eleven.

TDR: Man, I'm TELLING you, he's been clocked in every day since blah [censored]ing blah blah blah.

Me: So this [censored] has been clocking in, then leaving, then coming back to clock out. That's the only possible explanation.

TDR: [Mark May]...that would probably explain why he hasn't been clocking out at all. He just signs out and says the clock wasn't working every day.

Me: Turn and walk away from me as fast as you [censored]ing can. Immediately. Thank you.

I then turn to my idiot [censored]ing supervisor and say "NOW can we get rid of this asshole?"
My Idiot [censored]ing Supervisor: Are you sure we want to do this? We're very busy this week, and at least this guy shows up.

[censored]ing ridiculous.
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When are you going to get the clock fixed?
 
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Happy. The crazy sociopath-narcissus woman that nuked my peanut butter and threw away the cookies got caught in a big ole lie and got canned today. I really don't like to see anyone get the boot but I do feel much better knowing that she'll no longer be around. We're all bracing ourselves for some passive aggressive retaliation. Maybe slashed tires. Who knows. All I know is that when it comes it's going to come from behind.
 
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DubCoffman62;2074566; said:
Happy. The crazy sociopath-narcissus woman that nuked my peanut butter and threw away the cookies got caught in a big ole lie and got canned today. I really don't like to see anyone get the boot but I do feel much better knowing that she'll no longer be around. We're all bracing ourselves for some passive aggressive retaliation. Maybe slashed tires. Who knows. All I know is that when it comes it's going to come from behind.
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Is her last name Sandusky by chance?
 
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Well, we wheeled and dealed and landed a few clients at the end of the quarter\year. I should be excited, but I am not all that pumped as the deals are not that great and we gave away the store to get the clients on board.

There was a lot of there's a wall....there's a pile of shit....you get the picture. Luckily something stuck, but in the end I think it just reinforces a poorly constructed business model and devalues our product.
 
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So I get up early this morning and head to the office for a quick 30 minute close out of the system so I can snapshot the year end and then we are ready to go for 2012 on Tuesday. I get there and realized I had my weekend set of keys with me, and the keys to the office are on my work set of keys.

Took advantage of being out by running a few errands on the way home.

I am home now and looking at my work set of keys.

Fuck it, I'll do it tomorrow.
 
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You know what really grinds my gears?

I take my hour lunch at noon, a half hour after crazy lady goes to lunch, so that I have some peace and quiet. About 50% of the time she will stay later than her hour lunch, come and sit where I am and talk to me. Not only am I trying to eat, but leave me alone. And then she'll get up to leave, and she'll start talking about something else and sit back down :pissed:

It's awkward eating in front of someone
 
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Oh and thank god X factor is over. She asked me every week if I watch it. Every response was no. She'd go on to talk about it for 10 minutes. I don't have time to watch shitty TV
 
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BuckeyeMac;2079645; said:
You know what really grinds my gears?

I take my hour lunch at noon, a half hour after crazy lady goes to lunch, so that I have some peace and quiet. About 50% of the time she will stay later than her hour lunch, come and sit where I am and talk to me. Not only am I trying to eat, but leave me alone. And then she'll get up to leave, and she'll start talking about something else and sit back down :pissed:

It's awkward eating in front of someone
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Eat lots of beans and onions for breakfast and start farting a lot when she sits down to talk to you. Problem solved.
 
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BuckeyeMac;2079645; said:
You know what really grinds my gears?

I take my hour lunch at noon, a half hour after crazy lady goes to lunch, so that I have some peace and quiet. About 50% of the time she will stay later than her hour lunch, come and sit where I am and talk to me. Not only am I trying to eat, but leave me alone. And then she'll get up to leave, and she'll start talking about something else and sit back down :pissed:

It's awkward eating in front of someone
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BuckeyeMac;2079651; said:
Oh and thank god X factor is over. She asked me every week if I watch it. Every response was no. She'd go on to talk about it for 10 minutes. I don't have time to watch shitty TV
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Somebody has a girrrrrrlfriend.
 
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It's been a good week. Two really bad people who thought they were much smarter than everyone else basically hung themselves and are now out on the street, disgraced. I love it when that happens. One of them all he had to do was admit that he was wrong and apologize but he couldn't, blamed everyone but himself. The boss really wanted to give him a second chance, was practically begging him to take it but he just too dumb to realize it.
 
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