Homemade Cheez It Crackers....

[iambrutus]

If beef jerky gets stuck in the chute, it's like a clogged pipeline. The machine's used to fix that are called 'pigs'.

So I'm thinking that pork jerky, being from pigs, would fix the plugged-up beef jerky.

what would happen if the pork jerky get stuck? then can we use the mokey?

 

[BB73]

what would happen if the pork jerky get stuck? then can we use the monkey?

Do you mean a live monkey, or monkey jerky?

 

[iambrutus]

Do you mean a live monkey, or monkey jerky?

you know about the monkey jerky?

 

[BB73]

you know about the monkey jerky?

Never heard of it.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Please Explain

 

[BB73]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Zurp]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Uhhh.. I didn't do it. I SWEAR!!!

 

[iambrutus]

no comprendo

 

[Zurp]

no comprendo

Ques es pas no huerto nuevo padre burrito supreme?

 

[iambrutus]

Ques es pas no huerto nuevo padre burrito supreme?

hi steve, i like pizza!

 

[Zurp]

hi steve, i like pizza!

"We're going to Sea World! Eat the dolphins!!"

You guys aren't going to let me write this report, are you?

 

[iambrutus]

"We're going to Sea World! Eat the dolphins!!"

You guys aren't going to let me write this report, are you?

"I have a wallet, that guy gave it to me"


so BTW, has anyone tried these cheez its yet? i dipped some in veggy cream cheese this morning, very good!

 

[Zurp]

i dipped some in veggy cream cheese this morning, very good!

but the cheese is already a veggie. you need to dip the cheez-its in to some meat. dip the cheez-its into a cheeseburger.

 

[CausticMick]

After some drinking, we tried them last night. Not very close to cheezits IMO.
It was cheese, so still a solid food item.

 

[Golferdow01]

I still have yet to find a food that cheese does not make better