Homemade Cheez It Crackers....

[Thump]

I still have yet to find a food that cheese does not make better

PB&J.

 

[Golferdow01]

PB&J.

Haven't tried it before so I can't vouch for that.

 

[bucks4me]

I'd be leery of draino... it's expensive. a midget would work but then you have to pay him... have insurance... Workman's comp etc... the best jerky chute cleaner is a monkey. He'll work cheap and when he's not needed he can dance for the amusement of everyone while they eat their jerky.

The problem with having a monkey for a jerky chute cleaner is that he is more likely to make a mess during the times that the chute is not stopped up. He is going to sit there being bored all day long. He is going to have no choice but to sit on the copy machine and take pictures of his butt all day long. Your going to have to hire a cleaning lady just to clean after the jerky chute cleaner!!

 

[Zurp]

How long would it take you to eat an entire tree? Assume the tree is at least 20 feet tall, from ground to its highest point, and the thickness of the trunk 2 feet off the ground is 6". You only need to eat the tree from 1 foot off the ground up. You do not need to eat the leaves. You may put the tree in the chipper-shredder to chop it up, but you must eat all of the parts. You may mix the tree with whatever else you want (milkshakes, cheese, etc.) but you must eat the entire thing.