Homemade Cheez It Crackers....

[iambrutus]

BTW, is American Cheese really a "cheese" or just condensed oils and flavoring?

its condensed oils, flavoring, and a drop of milk

 

[exhawg]

its a low carb snack for those of us that are changing our lives and dont fee like eating eggs and lunch meat every day.

Pork rinds and cracklins aren't good enough for your low carb snack? :p

 

[Zurp]

Cheese is my favorite vegetable.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Cheese is my favorite vegetable.

ketchup is mine.

 

[JXC]

my favorite vegetable is beef jerky

 

[Golferdow01]

Cheese is my favorite vegetable.

Funny, I was at work once and this guy said "Salad is my favorite vegetable"...I laughed for a good 5 minutes.

 

[hoat]

mmmm..beef jerky

 

[Zurp]

my favorite vegetable is beef jerky

Beef jerky kicks ass, sure. But it is clearly not a vegetable. Maybe if you diced it up enough and put it on a salad. It might be a vegetable, then. But in common form, you still have to call it a "grain."

 

[craigw99]

i wish there was a cheap and easy method to have massive amounts of beef jerkey whenever you want.

 

[iambrutus]

i wish there was a cheap and easy method to have massive amounts of beef jerkey whenever you want.

there is, buy a food dehydrator, or a smoker

 

[Zurp]

i wish there was a cheap and easy method to have massive amounts of beef jerkey whenever you want.

I have a button on my desk here at work. Every time I press it (approx. 35 times a day), about 5 pounds of beef jerky falls through a ceiling tile into a basket on my desk. It used to hit me on my head, but I moved my chair and desk and stuck a basket there.

 

[JXC]

I have a button on my desk here at work. Every time I press it (approx. 35 times a day), about 5 pounds of beef jerky falls through a ceiling tile into a basket on my desk. It used to hit me on my head, but I moved my chair and desk and stuck a basket there.

Oh that made me laugh very hard.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I have a button on my desk here at work. Every time I press it (approx. 35 times a day), about 5 pounds of beef jerky falls through a ceiling tile into a basket on my desk. It used to hit me on my head, but I moved my chair and desk and stuck a basket there.

You need to invest in a Jerky Shoot... it's basically PVC pipe that allows the jerky to be guided exactly where you want it to go.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

You need to invest in a Jerky Shoot... it's basically PVC pipe that allows the jerky to be guided exactly where you want it to go.

Wouldn't that be a Jerky Chute?

:p

 

[craigw99]

I have a button on my desk here at work. Every time I press it (approx. 35 times a day), about 5 pounds of beef jerky falls through a ceiling tile into a basket on my desk. It used to hit me on my head, but I moved my chair and desk and stuck a basket there.

Thats what I am talking about.