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High School Reunions? Lame?

I certainly wouldn't have traveled for the reunion or gone if it had conflicted with anything else. It was ok, but I won't be doing the 30th, not to mention all the follow-up bullshit going around now: "oh, we should do a family picnic, poker night, blah, blah..." If I'd wanted to hang out with them, I would've so at some point in the past 20 years.
 
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AKAKBUCK;921886; said:
Okay... lets see what we've learned.

See, that's why you're smarter than BKB. What's better than beign embarrassed once by your drunken dick? Not being embarrassed at all.

Oh, wait... why do most people already know you have a small penis? Hmm... You don't strike me as the Streaker type.

You would be correct, I am not the Streaker type.

I'm more of the get drunk and pass out naked type.
 
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Buck Nasty;922134; said:
You would be correct, I am not the Streaker type.

I'm more of the get drunk and pass out naked type.

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Here's one for a good laugh.

We get invited to my wife's 20th HS reunion in a real small town in southern Indiana, very rural, cows, pigs, barns, farms the whole nine yards. Our background is that we both work and live in Indy, both have 4 year degrees, both of us are professionals, she's in HR, I'm in IT.

Her twin brother tells us the reunion is going to be in a barn or we both understood it was going to be in a barn. I wear a flannel shirt and jeans (normally I wear casual attire for the office, she normally does as well.) My wife looks great in anything but she's got on a very nice wool sweater and jeans.

We go to the barn thing, it's a pre-reunion of sorts, very casual and we fit right in, in fact it was very cold, I'm wearing an LL Bean barn coat so I'm comfy, we have a beer or two, there's a nice fire, etc. This goes on for a couple of hours.

Next everyone says, hey lets go to the "such and such bar". I ask my wife "what is that place?" She said, "oh my, that's a really nasty hole in wall downtown." We didn't realize it but everyone else changes into dress clothes while her and I go as is.

We show up at "the bar" that's actually a place that was once a crummy bar that was completely redone and made into a really nice ballroom and was built for event rentals like wedding receptions, etc. So everyone else is dressed up in dress clothes, I didn't even BRING dress clothes and I'm sporting a freaking flannel shirt and jeans, she at least could pull it off, I look like captain hill jack!

So the whole time I'm being asked if I'm a lumberjack and getting cracked on by the locals. After my verbal a$$ kicking I found a table for us as far away as possible. But it gets better. While she is getting hit on by an ex-boyfriend who is short, drunk and whining about his recent divorce, a nicely dressed woman asks if she and her husband (who I can't see) can join me at our table. I say sure no problem.

So next thing you know off she goes and up walks the husband. So I got stuck sitting next to a guy in an Earnhardt t-shirt and matching hat and dirty jeans. Turns out this guy is an ex-con and now a janitor at a high school or manufacturing plant (I forget which now) in Ohio. I swear I drank more beer that night than I ever have in my life and as God is my witness I couldn't even get drunk, I felt painfully sober the entire evening.
 
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