High School Reunions? Lame?

[DEBuckeye]

My 20th was a few years back, and I didn't go. I went to the 10th, though, and it was nice to see a few people that I was friends with. The best part was seeing all of the assholes who thought they were hot shit in high school and finding out about their shitty jobs, marriages, lives, etc.

 

[bkochmc]

My high school didn't even have a 5-year. I guess if people really wanted to catch up they'd come back on the weekend and hit the bars. We always used to joke that the night before Thanksgiving was the reunion night because everybody was back from college.

My class didn't have a 5-year either. Once the "in" crowd figured out they missed it they sent out invitations for a 6-year reunion.

 

[CCI]

I'm tempted to go to just to try and bang someone

I went to my 5 year and that was on the agenda

The best part was seeing all of the assholes who thought they were hot shit in high school and finding out about their shitty jobs, marriages, lives, etc.

Most of the stuck ups are druggies now, hot chicks in high school are fat & Fugly have 3 or 4 kids & married a few times.

 

[LadyBuckeye]

I went to my 5 year and that was on the agenda

Where was I???? OH! That's right, I was in the 8th grade, sorry.



Most of the stuck ups are druggies now, hot chicks in high school are fat & Fugly have 3 or 4 kids & married a few times.

I only have 2 kids!!! :teeth:

 

[kinch]

Got laid at the 5 year. Good one to go to. (The funny thing is the girl insisted we were friends in High School, and I had no idea who she was. Cute, though. :))

Skipped the 10 year, not worth the flight $.

May go to the 15 year, as all balding and fatification will be finished, and will be fun to see.

 

[Taosman]

Got laid at the 5 year. Good one to go to. (The funny thing is the girl insisted we were friends in High School, and I had no idea who she was. Cute, though. :))

Skipped the 10 year, not worth the flight $.

May go to the 15 year, as all balding and fatification will be finished, and will be fun to see.

"You can never go home, again."

 

[OSUsushichic]

All I have to do is go to either of the two bars in my hometown and I'll see half of my classmates.

 

[Thump]

Went to my 10 year to find out which chicks turned into manatees.

 

[buckeyefool]

Went to my 10 year, the typical, high school qb got fat, could of lesbians, one girl had 5 kids already.

Went to my wifes 10 year last year, one of her former classmates is a Ben-Gals cheerleader now.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Absolutely, when the guy that all the teachers (and himself) thought would set the world on fire turned out to be a failed LA model/actor who's turned to doing soft core porn.

Perhaps you've seen more of him than you'd like in such fine Cinemax staples as Sexual Boundries and Ocean Buzz.

 

[cincibuck]

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Mine has. Time to wax again.

Too much information. Circuits overheating.

In the meantime, reunions get better the further out you get from graduation. The ego quotient drops more with each five years.The people who run them are usually glad to see anyone who's willing to help. Since my next one will be the big five oh I'm starting to look up people I do want to see and push them to get their butts back in Kettering for the event.What I would like would be chance to be with the folks one and two classes ahead of mine and those one and two years behind. Of course that would also bring in some folks who probably have contracts out on me. Carol, Wendy, I'm sorry.

 

[iambrutus]

didn't care for 99% of the people then, so I wont be going to any of mine

 

[CCI]

didn't care for 99% of the people then, so I wont be going to any of mine

Anti-Social

 

[Taosman]

I'd go if I happened to be nearby, but wouldn't go out of my way. Between Quantico Marine Base and D.C., most of my friends changed every two years, so you learn to enjoy them while you can and know you always have a friend regardless whether or not you stay in touch. There are a few people who momentarily pop into my life randomly every few years, and that's cool. One called a few years back at 3 a.m. during a road trip to see if I still lived nearby and could he stop in to do some laundry? There was another who used to show up on my doorstep after every breakup... last time he'd just found out about his wife's other current husband. That was weird.

The old "stray dog" thing!
Some people just seem to attract stray dogs! Lost kittens.

 

[AKAK]

Okay... lets see what we've learned.

I think high school reunions were invented by the high school "In" crowd and not for most of us.
The same people that ran the show back then are running the reunions now.
Lame!

Apparently Toas actually started this thread to tell us all that he was a tool in High School, remains a tool, and apparently thinks most of us are tools too.

5 year is nothing but a drunken dick waving competition. Didn't go to my 10 or 15. May go to my 20.

Makes sense, when you're embarrassed that badly by the size of your drunken dick, why go back for more?

I see no reason for me to show up there to ask 100 people what they have been up to when I really don't give a shit. Then they answer you, and you tell them what you are doing.... and then you just stand there trying to find a way to get the fuck away from them because you have nothing else to say.

Of course it would be fun to show up and show off with my shiny new sports car, but most of those people already know I have a small penis.

See, that's why you're smarter than BKB. What's better than beign embarrassed once by your drunken dick? Not being embarrassed at all.

Oh, wait... why do most people already know you have a small penis? Hmm... You don't strike me as the Streaker type.

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Mine has. Time to wax again.

Got that sounds like it hurts.

yup, she most likely wants to meet the girls you used to date and measure herself against them. you will spend the night listening to her insult your previous choices! thats might just me being cynical but i doubt it.

See: "It's a trap!" above!

Probably true... and... "She wasn't that fat when I hit it" is never a good defense.

Reunions are too much about trying to serve some crow to those you hated/envied.
Not a good situation to enjoy yourself(except Mili) and create anxiety in your mate. (wives seem to have elephant memories)

Create new, wonderful memories!

Still hate/envy? Taos, dude, no need to carry around that anger. Ironically... those to whom you might want to serve crow... probably don't care that you onw upped them at... well.. whatever.

I had a blast. Got hammered and puked on one of my ex's shoes at an afterparty. Sadly, people seem to have thought I hadn't changed much.

I guess this isn't an appropriate thread to mention "evolution"

I'm tempted to go to just to try and bang someone

Lay up. The fun part is figuring out who the late bloomers are... there are going to be some unexpected hotties. (Dude, wrap it)

My 20th was a few years back, and I didn't go. I went to the 10th, though, and it was nice to see a few people that I was friends with. The best part was seeing all of the assholes who thought they were hot shit in high school and finding out about their shitty jobs, marriages, lives, etc.

You mean selling cars isn't that fun of a job?

No shit.

All I have to do is go to either of the two bars in my hometown and I'll see half of my classmates.

And Ron Zook?

Absolutely, when the guy that all the teachers (and himself) thought would set the world on fire turned out to be a failed LA model/actor who's turned to doing soft core porn.

Perhaps you've seen more of him than you'd like in such fine Cinemax staples as Sexual Boundries and Ocean Buzz.

Well... sounds like he stays in shape. Though... you'd think the hard core porn guys probably haze him pretty bad...

Carol, Wendy, I'm sorry.

Yeah... there was the clap back then too, huh?