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Hi, I'm a Confused Pervert

Fungo Squiggly;1286422; said:
Hrm...revision to reflect the very wise suggestions and to remove the Scrambler from the list. Apparently, it does not qualify as a roller coaster.

1. The Beast on acid
2. The Beast
3. The fuckin' Beast
4. The mother-fuckin' Beast
5. Son of Beast
6. The Beast at Night
7. The teacup ride at Disney world
8. The Beast on weed
9. Tron's momma
10. Millennium Force

Dont tell me you've never done the Beast at night after they announce "technical difficulties" to clear the line before closing but fuck them because you know that its a trick so not only are you staying in line but your goin to the fuckin front and sittin in the fuckin front seat for the mother-fuckin Beast at night. You done that right? 'Cuz that makes the top ten way before pussy-ass millennium force.
 
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[quote='BusNative;128666;4]Dont tell me you've never done the Beast at night after they announce "technical difficulties" to clear the line before closing but fuck them because you know that its a trick so not only are you staying in line but your goin to the fuckin front and sittin in the fuckin front seat for the mother-fuckin Beast at night. You done that right? 'Cuz that makes the top ten way before pussy-ass millennium force.[/quote]


Would you rather ride while the track is on fire from the fireworks?
 
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JXC;1286689; said:
Fire crotches are hot.

FIFY, and agreed...exhibit A:

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