Hi, I'm a Confused Pervert

[leroyjenkins]

Don't go there...

Trust me.

STFU n00b!!!!

 

[buckeyes_rock]

STFU n00b!!!!

There you go Leroy!

 

[BUCKYLE]

There you go Leroy!

STFU n00b!!1!

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Hrm...revision to reflect the very wise suggestions and to remove the Scrambler from the list. Apparently, it does not qualify as a roller coaster.

1. The Beast on acid
2. The Beast
3. The fuckin' Beast
4. The mother-fuckin' Beast
5. Son of Beast
6. The Beast at Night
7. The teacup ride at Disney world
8. The Beast on weed
9. Tron's momma
10. Millennium Force

Dont tell me you've never done the Beast at night after they announce "technical difficulties" to clear the line before closing but fuck them because you know that its a trick so not only are you staying in line but your goin to the fuckin front and sittin in the fuckin front seat for the mother-fuckin Beast at night. You done that right? 'Cuz that makes the top ten way before pussy-ass millennium force.

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

[quote='BusNative;128666;4]Dont tell me you've never done the Beast at night after they announce "technical difficulties" to clear the line before closing but fuck them because you know that its a trick so not only are you staying in line but your goin to the fuckin front and sittin in the fuckin front seat for the mother-fuckin Beast at night. You done that right? 'Cuz that makes the top ten way before pussy-ass millennium force.[/quote]


Would you rather ride while the track is on fire from the fireworks?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Would you rather ride while the track is on fire from the fireworks?

I'd rather ride while I'm on fire. Now that's badass.

 

[JXC]

I'd rather ride while I'm on fire. Now that's badass.

Fire is hot.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Fire crotches are hot.

FIFY, and agreed...exhibit A:

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Would you rather ride while the track is on fire from the fireworks?

c. TRON's momma with a fiery case of crabs. That's hardcore shit.

 

[BUCKYLE]

[quote='BusNative;128672;0]c. TRON's momma with a fiery case of crabs. That's hardcore shit.[/quote]

Then I'm Chuck Norris, 'cause I used to grab a handfull of back hair and ride her to work every fucking day.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Then I'm Chuck Norris, 'cause I used to grab a handfull of back hair and ride her to work every fucking day.

 

[BUCKYLE]

[quote='BusNative;128673;7][/quote]

I know it's gross, but she refuses to wear a saddle. I don't have a choice. She's a wild one. She can't be broken.

 

[Sarah Palin]

She's a wild one. She can't be broken.

You wish you were talkin about me, dontcha?

 

[BUCKYLE]

blah blah blah

Less talkie, more nekkid.

 

[OCBucksFan]

You wish you were talkin about me, dontcha?

You make my snake spit!