Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[gmen6981]

That's shitty.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Burger King Offers Reduced Methane Emissions Beef Whopper At Select Locations

https://www.chewboom.com/2020/07/14...e-emissions-beef-whopper-at-select-locations/

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

If farting is wrong...

 

[ScriptOhio]

Burger King Offers Reduced Methane Emissions Beef Whopper At Select Locations

https://www.chewboom.com/2020/07/14...e-emissions-beef-whopper-at-select-locations/

OK, who wants a job reaching in a cow's ass to measure the amount of farts in there?

 

[Jagdaddy]

In case anyone needed a textbook example of "chutzpah".

Woman wants half of $100G raised for Starbucks barista, claims she was discriminated against

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/starbucks-barista-100g-woman-wants-half

 

[Oh8ch]

Amber is an anagram of Karen?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

In case anyone needed a textbook example of "chutzpah".

Woman wants half of $100G raised for Starbucks barista, claims she was discriminated against

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/starbucks-barista-100g-woman-wants-half

In case anyone was wondering.



Also, go read the comments.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/redress-defamation-of-character?

 

[Oh8ch]

WTF? People are giving her money just so they can trash her?

WT everylovin F?

 

[JCOSU86]

In case anyone needed a textbook example of "chutzpah".

Woman wants half of $100G raised for Starbucks barista, claims she was discriminated against

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/starbucks-barista-100g-woman-wants-half

Ok, it's $100,000, being an IT guy I read $100G(billion). Lol

 

[Jagdaddy]

Ukraine Hostage Standoff Ends After President Agrees To Promote Joaquin Phoenix Film

https://www.npr.org/2020/07/22/894046183/hostage-standoff-in-ukraine-ends-after-president-agrees-to-promote-animal-rights?utm_campaign=npr&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_term=nprnews&fbclid=IwAR1MI45JDanLnQU5IzLT5cLzaUtgXoQ5qxc4SKPGrcBWR_LrBUWaiRWUHCA

 

[otisu]

Man loses penis to infection, doctor builds new one on arm

https://www.foxnews.com/health/man-penis-infection-arm

I love the senior portrait pose in the photo.

 

[Steve19]

Man loses penis to infection, doctor builds new one on arm

https://www.foxnews.com/health/man-penis-infection-arm

I love the senior portrait pose in the photo.

Not really all that impressed. I've seen a much bigger one on a guy's shoulders.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

The important thing is neither of them got the Covid.

I guess sometimes Covid isn't the biggest risk in play

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

How would you like to be the person in charge of methane monitoring for BK?

I wouldn't last a week. My presence would skew the data big time

 

[buckeyemania11]

Top Business strategy

https://wreg.com/news/man-arrested-after-calling-911-asking-if-dispatcher-wanted-to-buy-egg-rolls/

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man was arrested after he reportedly called 911 many times and asked the dispatcher if they wanted to buy egg rolls.

Court documents say Huu Nguyen has called 911 approximately 1,171 times since July 15, 2020 without having an emergency. Nguyen reportedly called 911 241 times on September 1 and 32 times on September 2.

During one of the calls on September 2, Nguyen reportedly asked dispatchers if they wanted to buy egg rolls and then hung up.

Memphis Police found Nguyen in a shopping center in the area of Ridgeway and Winchester and took him into custody.