Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[BayBuck]

Top Business strategy

https://wreg.com/news/man-arrested-after-calling-911-asking-if-dispatcher-wanted-to-buy-egg-rolls/

...I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side.
There's just one thing I've got to know, can you tell me please:
Huu Nguyen??

 

[Jake]

Florida man shot a male doctor for making him cum during a prostate exam*

*Yes, it's satire

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Florida man shot a male doctor for making him cum during a prostate exam*

*Yes, it's satire

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

https://nypost.com/2020/09/22/mta-b...?utm_campaign=ipad_nyp&utm_source=twitter_app

MTA board to officially ban pooping in subways, buses

If pooping on the subway is wrong...

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Yes.

 

[malibuspeedrace]

si

 

[BuckBackHome]

https://www.beaconjournal.com/story...ing-man-who-refused-buy-any-akron/3560744001/

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

New Hampshire man directed wife to decapitate her lover after he killed him

 

[Bucklion]

OMG @MililaniBuckeye it’s real!!!

California Lady-ninja takes down suspect at senior complex

https://apple.news/AVeCxaDvcT06-D3LOfPQh7w

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

OMG @MililaniBuckeye it’s real!!!

California Lady-ninja takes down suspect at senior complex

https://apple.news/AVeCxaDvcT06-D3LOfPQh7w

Yeah, but she's not Asian...

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

OMG @MililaniBuckeye it’s real!!!

California Lady-ninja takes down suspect at senior complex

https://apple.news/AVeCxaDvcT06-D3LOfPQh7w

“He lifted up and tried to twist my hand. At the same time, I twisted his and turned it around real fast. He was saying, ‘You’re hurting me.’ And I said, ‘I don’t care. I don’t care what happens to you. You had no right to hurt an elderly person,’” Marrujo told a reporter.

“I had to bend his fingers back … to get him off her. He was screaming because that’s one of my techniques, the bent fingers. Then I went ‘boom’ with my elbow twice in his sternum,” she continued, according to The San Bernardino Sun.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Louisiana priest arrested for alleged threesome on church altar

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-priest-attested-for-alleged-threesome-on-church-altar

A Louisiana priest who was arrested for obscenity last week was allegedly caught having sex with two dominatrices on the altar of his church, court documents revealed, according to reports.

 

[BB73]

Louisiana priest arrested for alleged threesome on church altar

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-priest-attested-for-alleged-threesome-on-church-altar

A Louisiana priest who was arrested for obscenity last week was allegedly caught having sex with two dominatrices on the altar of his church, court documents revealed, according to reports.

If having a threesome with a couple of dominatrices on an altar is wrong ...

I’m switching religions.

 

[JCOSU86]

Louisiana priest arrested for alleged threesome on church altar

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-priest-attested-for-alleged-threesome-on-church-altar

A Louisiana priest who was arrested for obscenity last week was allegedly caught having sex with two dominatrices on the altar of his church, court documents revealed, according to reports.

So, Marilyn Manson and a Vulcan. No thanks.