Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[AKAK]

Boo! Booooooooooo!

 

[Oh8ch]

Kneejerk reaction to blame the guy - but what was the dog wearing?

 

[scarletmike]

Kneejerk reaction to blame the guy - but what was the dog wearing?

I mean, how is the guy supposed to help it when it looks at him like that?

Wasn't that Tibor's defense with the goat?

 

[RB07OSU]

Monkey can't sue for copyright infringement of selfies, 9th Circuit rules

Well no shit, are you serious PETA?

 

[Smudger]

G. E. N. I. U. S.

 

[Oh8ch]

G. E. N. I. U. S.

So he left his parents home alone?

Sounds like a good idea for a movie.

 

[LostLassie]

Monkey can't sue for copyright infringement of selfies, 9th Circuit rules

Well no shit, are you serious PETA?

No way they could have ruled in favor of the monkey.

If they had, all those cats on Facebook would have bankrupted America.

 

[LostLassie]

You'll never convince me the people at AccuWeather.com didn't know what they were doing here:



https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/hilliard-oh/43026/daily-weather-forecast/339988

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Fredo (OH) student decides that he wants to go through college never having sex.

http://miamistudent.net/miami-roll-up-the-partition-please/

 

[Jagdaddy]

Fredo (OH) student decides that he wants to go through college never having sex.

http://miamistudent.net/miami-roll-up-the-partition-please/

If that's for real and not a spoof it's a pretty sad article. I'll also assume that you're suggesting that nobody will have sex with the author after reading the article as opposed to suggesting that unfurling "little Ord" at unshielded urinals is what leads to sex for you. NTTAWWT.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If that's for real and not a spoof it's a pretty sad article. I'll also assume that you're suggesting that nobody will have sex with the author after reading the article as opposed to suggesting that unfurling "little Ord" at unshielded urinals is what leads to sex for you. NTTAWWT.

Correct. A flight to Tijuana and a roll of Benjamins is what leads to sex for me.

 

[Smudger]

Bolas.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Stormy Daniels files defamation lawsuit against Trump

the irony.. defamation is the action of damaging the good reputation of someone but in this case, there has never been anything that has more beneficial to her career than Trump

 

[LostLassie]

FYI, there's a Daniels thread in the Poli forum.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The CEO Who Injected Himself With An Experimental Herpes Therapy Was Found Dead In A Sensory Deprivation Tank

not an everyday headline even in Florida