Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[ScriptOhio]

Car with family of three dangles off power line during Connecticut storm

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/0...-off-power-line-during-connecticut-storm.html

 

[ScriptOhio]

PLANE ACCIDENTALLY EMPTIES TOILET TANK OVER CRUISE SHIP, 23 INJURED

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/plane-accidentally-empties-toilet-tank-over-cruise-ship-23-injured/

FAKE NEWS: http://www.snopes.com/plane-toilet-cruise-ship/

 

[JCOSU86]

Police called after cat lurking in tree appears to be holding assault rifle

https://www.accuweather.com/en/vide...ssault-rifle/fvdnc0yze6bnc-jvzs_uyb9-c8wnqmbi

Can't be too careful about those lurky cats.

No doubt!

 

[LostLassie]

No doubt!

Oswald, you bad kitty!!

 

[jwinslow]

 

[Jaxbuck]

That is skrong even in Florida

 

[BayBuck]

Hometown headline:

Police find naked 3-year-old boy under trash in dad’s car
http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170815/police-find-naked-3-year-old-boy-under-trash-in-dads-car

 

[Bucklion]

I can't link it on my phone now it drudge has a link to a story about a guy with an arrest warrant out for having sex with a fence

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I can't link it on my phone now it drudge has a link to a story about a guy with an arrest warrant out for having sex with a fence

What a weirdo.

 

[jebussmurf]

Terrible headline that would make any English teacher cringe. Who waved at the man dressed as a Snicker's bar, the woman dressed as a sumo wrestler or the ex-girlfriend?

 

[Jagdaddy]

I can't link it on my phone now it drudge has a link to a story about a guy with an arrest warrant out for having sex with a fence

Maybe he thought it was a picnic table lying on its side?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

The limp penis state living up to its reputation today.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/4fdeb8...6e6eb2b/ss_florida-woman-caught-snorting.html

PEMBROKE PARK, Fla. - A southwest Florida woman was arrested after a police officer saw her snorting cocaine off her iPhone in a school parent pickup line, police said. Christina Hester, 39, was booked into a Lee County jail Tuesday on drug charges. According to a police report, a school resource officer at Lexington Middle School in Fort Myers saw Hester using a straw to snort cocaine off her iPhone.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/14b399...a6d3e55d/ss_he-was-fishing.-then-a-drunk.html

When one man cast his fishing rod into waters at St. Augustine, Florida, he didn’t expect a bite from something so big. Police arrived at the St. Johns County Pier Tuesday at around 6 p.m. when a fisherman told the deputies that a young woman, who seemed to be drunk, swam up to his fishing line and began to yell expletives at him. The woman, identified as 22-year-old Alexandria Turner, then bit the fishing line and swam away with the man’s lure, according to Action News Jax.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The limp penis state living up to its reputation today.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/4fdeb8...6e6eb2b/ss_florida-woman-caught-snorting.html


https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/14b399...a6d3e55d/ss_he-was-fishing.-then-a-drunk.html

snorting coke in car line and a drunk fishing fight?

that's it? For the whole state?

something big is about to happen folks. It's never that quiet in the sunshine state

 

[Dryden]

 

[jwinslow]