Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Dryden]

https://www.sharjah24.ae/en/health-...to-organise-the-future-in-your-hands-marathon

FAP to organise ‘The Future in Your Hands’’ marathon

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Thieves Steal Ashes of 6-Year-Old in California, Demand Ransom to Return Them to Family

http://heatst.com/life/thieves-stea...ornia-demand-ransom-to-return-them-to-family/

There is no bottom for some folks

 

[Jaxbuck]

There is no bottom for some folks

You couldn't think that up in a 100 years.

Some sick fuck just has to go do it.

 

[gregorylee]

Officials: Dog started ‘freak’ fire that damaged kitchen, killed cat

http://nbc4i.com/2017/01/18/officials-dog-started-freak-fire-that-damaged-kitchen-killed-cat/

Think they were insured by State Farm?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Officials: Dog started ‘freak’ fire . . . killed cat

Sounds like arson . . .

 

[LostLassie]

Officials: Dog started ‘freak’ fire that damaged kitchen, killed cat

http://nbc4i.com/2017/01/18/officials-dog-started-freak-fire-that-damaged-kitchen-killed-cat/

Think they were insured by State Farm?

I don't believe it.

I think the dog killed the cat, then started the fire to cover up the murder.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Officials: Dog started ‘freak’ fire that damaged kitchen, killed cat

http://nbc4i.com/2017/01/18/officials-dog-started-freak-fire-that-damaged-kitchen-killed-cat/

Think they were insured by State Farm?

No, Farmer's Insurance.....

 

[gregorylee]

No, Farmer's Insurance.....

I realized that after but didn't care enough to go back and change it.

 

[Bucklion]

Lakewood man found with no pants on arrested after inhaling chemicals at two businesses

http://www.cleveland.com/crime/inde...man_found_with_no_pan.html#incart_river_index

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Scarlett Johansson and husband split
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/25/entertainment/scarlett-johansson-divorce/index.html

Proving the saying..

 

[LostLassie]

Misery loves company and all...

Thought I'd share this one with you guys because, gag. Lost my appetite for fast food for the foreseeable.

Fast-food worker accused of smearing burger with menstrual blood

http://www.ktbs.com/story/34341422/fast-food-worker-accused-of-smearing-burger-with-menstrual-blood

 

[Dryden]

Florida? Florida.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/n...ars-for-burying-mom-to-keep-retirement-checks

Man gets 5+ years for burying mom to keep retirement checks

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A northeast Florida man has been sentenced to five years and four months in federal prison for burying his dead mother in her backyard so that he could continue collecting her retirement payments.

A U.S. Attorney's Office news release says 57-year-old Brian Lee Adams was sentenced Monday. He pleaded guilty in October to theft of government property and aggravated identity theft.

Prosecutors say Adams admitted that he failed to notify anyone that his mother had died of natural causes in July 2014. Adams told investigators that he used his mother's name on Social Security and pension payment checks and transferred $35,345 between her accounts, which he used himself.

Authorities received a tip and discovered the woman's body in June 2015.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Woman Calls Police to Report Her Drug Dealer For Hiking Prices

http://heatst.com/world/woman-calls-police-to-report-her-drug-dealer-for-hiking-prices/

bastard

 

[Jaxbuck]

Woman Calls Police to Report Her Drug Dealer For Hiking Prices

http://heatst.com/world/woman-calls-police-to-report-her-drug-dealer-for-hiking-prices/

bastard

 

[LostLassie]

Woman Calls Police to Report Her Drug Dealer For Hiking Prices

http://heatst.com/world/woman-calls-police-to-report-her-drug-dealer-for-hiking-prices/

bastard

Shouldn't that call have been to the Better Business Bureau?