Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[ScriptOhio]

Ghost ship carrying cannibal rats could be heading for Britain
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...nnibal-rats-could-be-heading-for-Britain.html

There are more headlines about finding ghost ships than you would think:

'Ghost ships' filled with dead bodies found near Japan

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/11/30/japan-ghost-ship-north-korea.cnn

 

[LostLassie]

Creepy.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Yikes! This British woman used her vaginal yeast to make sourdough bread!

http://www.india.com/whatever/yikes...vaginal-yeast-to-make-sourdough-bread-748815/

And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway”

uhhh

 

[Saw31]

Wtf?

 

[scarletmike]

I...uh...

 

[LostLassie]

Pray she never decides to experiment with a new fudge recipe.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Pray she never decides to experiment with a new fudge recipe.

 

[Saw31]

What's for dinner?

A little vagina bread and a big glass of breast milk.

 

[Jaxbuck]

What's for dinner?

A little vagina bread and a big glass of breast milk.

I've had worse


I just don't remember when

 

[LostLassie]

I don't really care that she did it, as long as she didn't feed it to any unknowing guests. Weird stuff people do in the privacy of their homes is their business.

But...telling the whole world about it? C'mon, Lady! What kind of freak does that?

Edit: Seriously, BP? Now we're replacing the word f e e d ? Whatever, I guess...a compliment to the Zekester?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't really care that she did it, as long as she didn't [Zeke] it to any unknowing guests. Weird stuff people do in the privacy of their homes is their business.

But...telling the whole world about it? C'mon, Lady! What kind of freak does that?

Edit: Seriously, BP? Now we're replacing the word f e e d ? Whatever, I guess...a compliment to the Zekester?

I was wondering what [zeke] covered up

 

[Crump's brother]

Yikes! This British woman used her vaginal yeast to make sourdough bread!

http://www.india.com/whatever/yikes...vaginal-yeast-to-make-sourdough-bread-748815/



uhhh

First time her vagina ever made anything rise.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Meanwhile here in Potorado . . .

Colorado hopes a Mile 419.99 sign on Interstate 70 thwarts stoners

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_24889289/colorado-hopes-mile-419-99-sign-interstate-70

 

[LostLassie]

Meanwhile here in Potorado . . .

Colorado hopes a Mile 419.99 sign on Interstate 70 thwarts stoners

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_24889289/colorado-hopes-mile-419-99-sign-interstate-70

Problem is, I'd think about stealing that sign. And apparently, someone already has.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/21/europe/driving-lessons-sex-netherlands/index.html


Dutch driving instructors can trade lessons for sex