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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

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Couple dies while having hot tub sex.
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/couple-dies-hot-tub-sex-daughter-wedding-article-1.2432823

Horrifically tragic for the bride....
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And it has a link to this one:

French couple having sex on ancient fortress wall fall into moat and die

A French couple apparently got carried away while making love on the battlement of a stone fortress and fell into its moat, where both died.

Police found the body of a naked man in a dry section of the moat. A woman's nude body was found in a shallow patch of water around the Vauban fort in the Chausey archipelago in northwestern France, according to Le Figaro, London's Daily Mirror reported Saturday.

The drop to the moat is 40 feet.

Local police said the couple was found naked, "with their belongings above."

The fortress, built by Napoleon III in 1866, is on a remote beach and was designed to battle British war ships, the Mirror said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/french-couple-killed-falling-moat-sex-article-1.2334240
 
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ScriptOhio said:
And it has a link to this one:

French couple having sex on ancient fortress wall fall into moat and die

A French couple apparently got carried away while making love on the battlement of a stone fortress and fell into its moat, where both died.

Police found the body of a naked man in a dry section of the moat. A woman's nude body was found in a shallow patch of water around the Vauban fort in the Chausey archipelago in northwestern France, according to Le Figaro, London's Daily Mirror reported Saturday.

The drop to the moat is 40 feet.

Local police said the couple was found naked, "with their belongings above."

The fortress, built by Napoleon III in 1866, is on a remote beach and was designed to battle British war ships, the Mirror said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/french-couple-killed-falling-moat-sex-article-1.2334240
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I guess the chances of surviving that fall were remoat?
 
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or when that new bride made sure her new hubby drowned in that kayak
or when that new groom pushed his new bride over a cliff while hiking

it's getting dangerous to go on a honeymoon with your new spouse
 
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The Ultimate Revenge On Her Cheating Husband- Horse Faeces

The ultimate revenge for a cheating hubbie

Amanda Chatel, 35, A freelance writer from New York discovered that her French husband, 48, had cheated on her with a woman half her age.

After she uncovered the truth, the Amanda woman sent the 22 year old ‘mistress’ a poem depicting her as ‘the horrible woman who was crushing her husband’s soul’.

Amanda responded by ordering a box of horse excrement from feces delivery company ‘S***express’ and delivered it straight to him.

‘Send a box filled with gluten-free horse s*** for as low as $16.95!’ reads the website’s cheery service description.

She was considering using her own manure before she took to Google and found exactly what she was looking for.

Amanda said, ‘I typed my credit card in, patted myself on the back, then cried, threw up, screamed, and cried some more for the next few days.’

At this time of writing, Amanda has yet to be in the know as to whether her soon-to-be ex-husband has opened his fragrant gift from abroad and while she admits that the decision was an ‘immature’ one, she stated : ‘Did they deserve it? Absolutely’.

‘Part of me hopes they’ll be confused and maybe taste it, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.’
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Math, how does it work again? 35/2=22? Damn, this common core math has got to go.
 
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ummm, bad math chick....that isn't anywhere near the ultimate revenge

not the same ball park, hell it's not even the same sport

I'll just go on record and say that if I ever did get caught with my hand in the proverbial cookie jar and this is the only thing that came from it I would be pissed that I didn't do it sooner.

I will also go on record as saying that Mrs Jax, who is 100% Sicilian, would come up with something much more punitive than that.
 
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