Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jaxbuck]

Ah, Georgia.

Murray County woman licks blood from hands after shooting man in groin, authorities say

https://newschannel9.com/news/local...woman-arrested-for-shooting-man-in-groin-area

His hands or hers?

 

[Thump]

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-w...rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

THEY FOUND SAW !!!!

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-w...rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

 

[Thump]

THEY FOUND SAW !!!!

I thought it was BB73 based on the age and girth of shelll.

 

[TDunk]

Ah, Georgia.

Murray County woman licks blood from hands after shooting man in groin, authorities say

https://newschannel9.com/news/local...woman-arrested-for-shooting-man-in-groin-area

That's why semen is white and urine is yellow. So a man can tell if he's coming or going. Red probably means she's into the Georgia vag.

 

[AKAK]

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-w...rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

How long has it been there?

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[sparcboxbuck]

How long has it been there?

We know the maximum amount of time was since 1938 or thereabouts… But, you know… who knows.

 

[BB73]

I thought it was BB73 based on the age and girth of shelll.

I can lighten up now, after having that fucking shell up my ass for 105 years!

 

[Oh8ch]

I can lighten up now, after having that fucking shell up my ass for 105 years!

Bullshit.

You loved every minute of it.

 

[AKAK]

Bullshit.

You loved every minute of it.

 

[BB73]

Bullshit.

You loved every minute of it.

I’ll admit I don’t enjoy farting as much as I used to.

 

[Oh8ch]

I’ll admit I don’t enjoy farting as much as I used to.

At least now you can try that trick where you try to light your farts.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

I’ll admit I don’t enjoy farting as much as I used to.

Everything's a shart now, isn't it.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-w...rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

I can lighten up now, after having that fucking shell up my ass for 105 years!