Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jagdaddy]

West Virginia Crash Spills Chickens, AK-47, Pot and Fireworks

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-c...h-spills-chickens-ak-47-pot-fireworks-n187206

 

[Jagdaddy]

Women Wearing Dresses Made out of Cheese Posing in Front of Cars

http://news.epicinter.net/women-wearing-dresses-made-out-of-cheese-posing-in-front-of-cars/

Giggity!

 

[Bucklion]

http://eagnews.org/n-d-teacher-of-the-year-accused-of-molesting-student-charged-with-5-felonies/

N.D. Teacher of the Year accused of molesting student, charged with 5 felonies

 

[Jaxbuck]

West Virginia Crash Spills Chickens, AK-47, Pot and Fireworks

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-c...h-spills-chickens-ak-47-pot-fireworks-n187206

 

[LostLassie]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/hello-kitty-is-not-actually-a-cat
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/hello-kitty-is-not-actually-a-cat

The world no longer makes sense to me...

 

[buckeyegrad]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/hello-kitty-is-not-actually-a-cat

The world no longer makes sense to me...

Not being sure what to think of this, I went to the most authoritative source I know for an answer: my three-year-old daughter. According to her, Hello Kitty is a cat. She is not a little girl. Thus, in compliance with the bylaws of the daddy-daughter covenant, I am obligated to consider Hello Kitty a cat regardless of any claims by Sanrio.

 

[LostLassie]

Hence the bleeping whiskers on the thing...

 

[Bucklion]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/26/funny-ice-sculpture_n_5717115.html

The Bride And Groom Did Not Intend To Display This Ice Penis At Their Wedding

 

[Bucklion]

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/08...-accused-of-having-sex-in-church-parking-lot/

Brother, Sister Accused Of Having Sex In Church Parking Lot

Eeeeewwwwwww

 

[buxfan4life]

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/08...-accused-of-having-sex-in-church-parking-lot/

Brother, Sister Accused Of Having Sex In Church Parking Lot

Eeeeewwwwwww

Something is not right with this story. I have never in my life met a female named either Timothy or Christopher.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/hello-kitty-is-not-actually-a-cat

The world no longer makes sense to me...

Disney just announced that Mickey Mouse is not actually a mouse...

 

[ochre]

Cow Flees Slaughterhouse, Gores Jogger, Heads to Oktoberfest
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/cow-flees-slaughterhouse-gores-jogger-heads-oktoberfest-n194431

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Wonder if he can play left guard?

 

[buxfan4life]

Wonder if he can play left guard?

I heard he is a Texas Longhorn lock.

 

[Saw31]

That cow is on someone's dinner plate by now. RIP. Would've really liked to have had a beer with that bovine. Had moxie...