Has a team ever won with only safeties?

[pennstateREWLZ]

You know, like they didn't score any fgs or tds and still won?

 

[pennstateREWLZ]

like 2-0 or 4-3 or 8-7?

 

[Mike80]

someone is trying way too hard....

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Has a long time assistant coach, once considered the leading candidate to replace a zombie icon, even raped children in the school's showers while the zombie icon ignored the same for at least a decade in consideration of not ruining anyone's weekend?`

 

[cincibuck]

Has a team, other than the 2013 Baltimore Ravens, ever won a game by just kicking field goals? Did their win stand up even though the other team scored two touchdowns? Why do the Canadians play with rouge? Has a Canadian team ever won by only scoring rouges? Why do they have three chuckers in polo instead of thirds?

 

[Zurp]

Why is the "foul pole" in fair territory? Has a baseball team ever won by only hitting the foul pole to score all of its runs?

 

[pennstateREWLZ]

my genitals are tiny. do you think women would be impressed if I referred to myself as "Shrimp Scampi"?

 

[Woody1968]

Has a team ever lost a game when their coach pooped his pants on the sideline and had to run off the field in the middle of the game?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Has a team ever won a game when the refs wouldn't call b.s. holding calls on the other team's offense?

 

[pennstateREWLZ]

Has a team ever won a game when the refs wouldn't call b.s. holding calls on the other team's offense?

Yes, it has happened, but only when the refs called b.s. pass interference calls on the other team's defense.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

November 30, 1905: The University of Chicago beat Michigan, 2-0, ending Michigan's 56-game unbeaten streak and propelling Chicago to a perfect season and a national championship. So there.

 

[osubartender23]

my genitals are tiny. do you think women would be impressed if I referred to myself as "Shrimp Scampi"?

Girls may not be impressed, but you are now a huge hit with Jerry Sandusky.

 

[cincibuck]

November 30, 1905: The University of Chicago beat Michigan, 2-0, ending Michigan's 56-game unbeaten streak and propelling Chicago to a perfect season and a national championship. So there.

Go Maroons!

 

[jwinslow]

my genitals are tiny. do you think women would be impressed if I referred to myself as "Shrimp Scampi"?

Is that why you've registered 8 different usernames?

 

[MaxBuck]

Is that why you've registered 8 different usernames?

I think if you start drawing negative correlations between penis size and number of usernames on BP, some moderators' spouses are likely to bolt for, ahem, larger pastures.