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Happy Mother's Day!

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Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful women who bore and raised us; who changed out shitty diapers, put up with our shit, and taught us shit.

And all of you Mo'Fo's (you know who you are), be gentle today.
 
Happy Mothers Day to all of you ladies who have borne and raised kids.
Not many realize until many years pass the job you do in loving your children.
 
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BUCKYLE;1918796; said:
Happy Mother's day to my mom, BUCKYLE'SMAMMA. I wouldn't be where I am today without everything she's done for me...and considering "where I am" is stuck without a college degree in a dead end job raising a baby out of wedlock...well...mom, you dropped the [censored]in' ball, di'n't ya? :shake:
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Just one night she doesn't send her little boy out with a clean handkerchief and a Trojan hidden in his beard, and her poor old eyes have to see this. :shake:
 
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Gatorubet;1918804; said:
Just one night she doesn't send her little boy out with a clean handkerchief and a Trojan hidden in his beard, and her poor old eyes have to see this. :shake:
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Let's be honest here. Had she not been all "You're thirty fucking years old, it's time you moved out!", I wouldn't be responsible for another life...or my own for that matter.

Bottom line is, she knew this could happen, and she now has to deal with the consequences.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1918861; said:
To all the guys out there who have a woman who is the mother of his children - here's to hoping you end the day as a mother fucker.
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Of course, there's also nothing wrong with starting the day out as one.
 
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BUCKYLE;1918806; said:
Let's be honest here. Had she not been all "You're thirty [censored]ing years old, it's time you moved out!", I wouldn't be responsible for another life...or my own for that matter.

Bottom line is, she knew this could happen, and she now has to deal with the consequences.
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I'll admit, she is pretty irresponsible...

I'd take it one step at a time. First, the mastery of her signature for the social security checks and related documents. Second, the sub-basement trench and a way to remove the stench of the corpse (charcoal HEPA filter?), and Third, a good explanation for where and why she is missing - and you and the new family suddenly moved in.

Mother's Day is a good opportunity to case the joint. Bring her flowers.
 
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