Happy Halloween!

[FCollinsBuckeye]

We only got six last night. :ohwell:

My coworker said they went through 10 bags of candy - I guess living in the newer subdivisions leads to more little beggers.

 

[Taosman]

I gave a half a bag of candy to my neighbor's two kids. They are the only two kids we ever get. Our house is last in a line of 5 houses, set side by side, on the long end of a one acre, rectangular lot. What it ends up as is a dark alley with us at the very end. We don't get trick or treaters. :(

I heard from the kids you gave them peppermint paddies? (pattys?)
They were pissed! And said the wouldn't ever go back! :tongue2:

 

[GoBucks89]

It was a light showing in our neighborhood, compared to past years. One little begger stood out above all the rest: a kid dressed in gray pants, white shirt, striped tie, and a scarlet sweater vest. He had everything but the gray hair! I gave him extra candy.

 

[Brewtus]

Went out drinking after work last night and got home too late to see any of the greedy little neighborhood brats.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Britney Spears' Halloween attire

 

[iambrutus]

 

[OCBuckWife]

Britney Spears' Halloween attire

I'm going to assume here that she went as a failed 90s popstar who ate her own young? Oh wait, that's her everyday attire, my bad.

 

[Taosman]

She looks like a stay at home, mother of 6, who thinks she's still hot! :tongue2:
Or maybe it was just the 3 margaritas?

 

[Taosman]

Now, this is much better! And funny.

 

[Taosman]

Kate Beckinsale...........

 

[OCBuckWife]

If you dress as Elmo, I think it automatically makes you a pedophile!

Ryan Seacrest still claims he's not gay........love the tiara Ryan!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Halloween Story

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he sees the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP....



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clapping.


clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



With the casket on his heels, the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


and,





























The coffin stops.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[buckeyegrad]

 

[LostLassie]

It's Halloween--that yearly excuse to dress up (i.e., torment and humiliate) your pet.