Hail to the Victors? Really?

[LovelandBuckeye]

WTF is all of this Coke and Pepsi talk?

 

[Zurp]

I always liked Pepsi better.

2 Pepsis > 2 Michigan tickets

 

[ulukinatme]

Muck Fichigan.

 

[TDunk]

Muck Fichigan.

 

[buckeyesin07]

2 Pepsis > 2 Michigan tickets

[censored], I would've bought the two Cokes because I was thirsty, and when they tried to hand me two tickets to the Michigan-Minnesota game, I would've told then to [censored] off.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I would have taken the tickets, walked outside and sold them for five bucks a piece.

 

[Palpie]

Save them for an emergency. Toilet paper can be hard to find sometimes. And is generally more expensive.

 

[Saw31]

Giving somebody McMichigan tickets for a gift is as sorry as giving them lottery scratch offs. But at least the scratch offs have a chance to win...

 

[Zurp]

I would have taken the tickets, walked outside and sold them for five bucks a piece.

Hm. Then you can take your $10, buy some more cokes, and sell the tickets you get for those cokes, and you've got a perpetual supply of money. Assuming that the store has an infinite supply of cokes and tickets, and that the demand for tickets outside of the store is infinite, and the people in Ann Arbor are too dumb to just go inside and get their own cokes, you'd be a bazillionaire in no time.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Hm. Then you can take your $10, buy some more cokes, and sell the tickets you get for those cokes, and you've got a perpetual supply of money. Assuming that the store has an infinite supply of cokes and tickets, and that the demand for tickets outside of the store is infinite, and the people in Ann Arbor are too dumb to just go inside and get their own cokes, you'd be a bazillionaire in no time.

Done before.

http://www.textfiles.com/humor/catranch.hum

 

[buckeyesin07]

I would have taken the tickets, walked outside and sold them for five bucks a piece.

Good luck with that.