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Recalling my dad's facility with a belt, hell, I'll take a hit from a BB gun any day over the whippings I used to get.

Memo to FamilyGestapo: dad's dead...you can put your battering ram back where it came from.
 
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JoJaBuckeye;721321; said:
Recalling my dad's facility with a belt, hell, I'll take a hit from a BB gun any day over the whippings I used to get.
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No doubt, my dad was a Kentucky hillbilly, if I thought he was gonna leave the belt/switch and just shoot me in the ass with a BB gun I would have celebrated :tongue2:
 
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Eh, if he would've shot him in the ass or an area with no organs, I probably would not have a problem with it. Seems like pretty decent parenting to me.
 
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Felony charges for a BB gun?? Some of my less intelligent class mates and their friends probably would still in jail if there had been caught. They had daily "combat battles" with each other till they were 15-16 years of age.

I like some of you would have rather had Dad shoot me rather than use his belt. Now that was a beating.....
 
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OCBucksFan;721377; said:
No doubt, my dad was a Kentucky hillbilly, if I thought he was gonna leave the belt/switch and just shoot me in the ass with a BB gun I would have celebrated :tongue2:[/QUOTE

I agree that belt or sometimes worse moms good old wooden spoon hurt too!
One day she was chasing me around the table & cracked it off the chair & broke her favorite wooden spoon which pissed her off twice as bad!:biggrin:
I paid for that one!:!
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I will guess Michael Jackson. :biggrin:

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elliemae;721566; said:
I agree that belt or sometimes worse moms good old wooden spoon hurt too!
One day she was chasing me around the table & cracked it off the chair & broke her favorite wooden spoon which pissed her off twice as bad!:biggrin:
I paid for that one!:!
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I thought I was the only one to get cracked with one of those spoons. I remember when my Dad went to Kentucky for a weekend he brought back this big brown wooden fork and spoon to hang on the wall. The spoon was later used for beating my ass, he busted on me or my brother and that was the end of that. Really, the most painful thing had to be when we lived in Dayton. We used to have this big tree (no idea what kind) and when I was busted I would have to go out and break off a switch for him, that sucked, one would sting (the thin switch) and one would welt (thicker) either way, they both sucked.

When I was older he would ask the question "do you want to be grounded or have your ass beat" and I would always say ass beat, he would always ground me. His idea of "grounded" never had an end date to it, my brother and I spent a whole summer restricted to our room.

I miss being young :biggrin:
 
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