Growing Balls

[BrutuStrength]

The worm is obtained by the bird who is earliest.

A bird in the hand is worth market value.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

A rolling hat gathers no moss.

 

[BrutuStrength]

His mouth is writing checks his body can't cash.

I think that means he's a paraplegic.

 

[OCBucksFan]

How often do you need to water your balls in order to have them grow?

 

[Bucklion]

A bird in the hand is worth market value.

and also makes blowing your nose difficult.

 

[Bucklion]

A rolling hat gathers no moss.

 

[cincibuck]

A rolling hat gathers no moss.

Don't go Obama on us, give Dylan credit for the line or you'll have Hillary to pay.

 

[Sportsbuck28]

This was intriguing to read from the main forum..

 

[Taosman]

"I did not have sex with that woman!" I wanted too, but I didn't!"

 

[BUCKYLE]

"I did not have sex with that woman!" I wanted too, but I didn't!"

The normal size smilies just couldn't express your level of laughter any longer, huh? [no smiley]

 

[Taosman]

 

[BUCKYLE]

Guess not.

 

[Taosman]

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

The normal size smilies just couldn't express your level of laughter any longer, huh? [no smiley]

Sometimes bigger is better!











often times it's not though.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I don't really need any help growing a pair, but if someone could help me devise a plan to get them back out of my wife's purse, that would be most helpful.

Step 1: buy a Gucci purse
Step 2: steal wife's current purse
Step 3: dump all the shit she has in that purse in to the new Gucci, excepting your balls in their kangaroo leather sac
Step 4: PROFIT