Google is one sick b*stard...

[PlanetFrnd]

Some of these are great...

Most Inappropriate Google Suggestions

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that's ever wondered if midgets have night vision.

 

[scott91575]

The people that did this are not Simpsons fans.

The reason why when you type "can jes" turns into "Can Jesus microwave a burrito" is because Homer (when high) asked Ned "Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" I am sure that is people searching for that clip.

 

[Buckeye86]

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Not going to subscribe to the Huffington Post to do this, but here's one I got today:

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Not going to subscribe to the Huffington Post to do this, but here's one I got today:

Your hydrangea won't bloom? noob.

:p

 

[OCBuckWife]

I thought I was the only one that tied my thumbs to my hands to see what it felt like to be a dinosuar. Huh.

 

[scarletandgrey]

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad"

Classy

 

[OCBucksFan]

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad"

Classy

 

[Mac]

I like:

"I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it'd be like to be a dinosaur"

and

"I hope she's 18"

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Why would this be a freaking search?

READERS' PICKS: Most Inappropriate Google Suggests Of All Time (PHOTOS, POLL)

 

[Folanator]

Shaved pubic hair, my thang, viruses, midgets, virgins, male enhancement.

Jeeze, that has it all.

 

[OCBucksFan]

"I caught my" turns up some interesting results.

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

My Wang:


"is as hard as a prosthetic leg".

 

[Ted Haggard]

Buckeyeplanet is makin' me famous.

Heterosexual stud.