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God damn whorez!!!!

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sears3820

sears3820

Sitting around in my underwear....
So I go to Lodge Bar tonight with a coiple of buddies. We meet up with a frew girls. As we're getting ready to leave the girl I was taking to agrees to go home with me. As we're gerttring into my truck her phone rings. I say to muuself...Don';t anewer the phoine bitctgj!!!! It's her ex-boyfroiend. He's int he car right besifd3 us. Whate are the fuckign odds!!! She jumps in with him and leave me high5r and druy.

Fi8cking whorse!!!!!! I ned sleep.
 
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Screw the bitch sears, you should have choke slammed her stupid ex-bf.
 
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Jesus christ, what a night.

Luckily I had a DD. No way I could have made all the way to Powell in the condition I was in. We had to stop twice on the way home so I could piss.

Fucking cock-teases.
 
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Sears,


I was just down the street from you last night, I was at Gaswerks and Brothers until about 11:30.

F- that whore. Who needs her. Sounds like you were so drunk that you couldn't even wack off to get rid of your blue balls!:tibor:
 
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F- that whore. Who needs her. Sounds like you were so drunk that you couldn't even wack off to get rid of your blue balls!
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Funny story....

When I got home last night, I got on the computer and downloaded some porn. I guess the speakers were up a little too loud and I was getting really into it according to my roommate. He woke me up this morning and asked me how my night was. He said he heard some heavy banging against the wall and some girl screaming.

I guess I got a little carried away making love to myself.
 
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