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God damn whorez!!!!

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by sears3820, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear....

    So I go to Lodge Bar tonight with a coiple of buddies. We meet up with a frew girls. As we're getting ready to leave the girl I was taking to agrees to go home with me. As we're gerttring into my truck her phone rings. I say to muuself...Don';t anewer the phoine bitctgj!!!! It's her ex-boyfroiend. He's int he car right besifd3 us. Whate are the fuckign odds!!! She jumps in with him and leave me high5r and druy.

    Fi8cking whorse!!!!!! I ned sleep.
  2. BuckeyeTillIDie

    BuckeyeTillIDie The North Remembers



    Screw the bitch sears, you should have choke slammed her stupid ex-bf.
  3. coastalbuck

    coastalbuck And this one belongs to the Reds!

  4. tsteele316

    tsteele316 Mr. Such and Such

    in the words of a friend on mine, who is essentially now an eminem clone:

    "Bitches be trifling."

    I'm not entirely sure what it means, but it came after he fell victim to a similar event.
  5. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member


    Damn digitty, dawg.
  6. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    I hope you were not as drunk as you seem when you were thinking about driving.
  7. osubartender23

    osubartender23 Purple Nurple King

    Well in his defense he might not be as drunk as he seems, he might have just been typing with "one hand" since he didnt have anybody come home with him to help :biggrin:
  8. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear....

    Jesus christ, what a night.

    Luckily I had a DD. No way I could have made all the way to Powell in the condition I was in. We had to stop twice on the way home so I could piss.

    Fucking cock-teases.
  9. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994


    I was just down the street from you last night, I was at Gaswerks and Brothers until about 11:30.

    F- that whore. Who needs her. Sounds like you were so drunk that you couldn't even wack off to get rid of your blue balls!:tibor:
  10. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear....

    Funny story....

    When I got home last night, I got on the computer and downloaded some porn. I guess the speakers were up a little too loud and I was getting really into it according to my roommate. He woke me up this morning and asked me how my night was. He said he heard some heavy banging against the wall and some girl screaming.

    I guess I got a little carried away making love to myself.
  11. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Myself likes it when I get rough with myself too. :wink:

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